[Bzzt bzzt goes the feed before showing a young man with blue hair.... and a chao on his head that look not too happy with his circumstances.]

Well so, since everything's starting to settle down- I've been meaning to introduce myself, though I didn't really know how to use a computer until a few days ago. Hi, I'm Harvey, I'm a mantine that's been living in FDC for some time but only manage to enroll to the academy recently.

[He's saying this while the chao on his head is trying to mess his hair.]

Oh, this is Eli, I just adopted him just a few days back in the chao garden. Erm, he's not bad little guy- just needs some patience and I'm sure he'd--

[Said chao finally tried to attack Harvey on the face, you can see the struggle between the two and the mantine sounding rather 'upset' (read: pretty angry), before Harvey accidentally hit the keyboard and cutoff the feed.]

elp

nayday msyfay

wiher is otacock ineed im

send hlp compotrn labbb



[Dear God what even is it. What a horribly garbled piece of shit message. Who the hell would even write that. What the balls is an otacock. Who is that weirdass blue-haired girl wandering around the hallways when she isn't perched in the computer lab? WEIRD. THIS IS ALL WEIRD.

BUT WAIT ANOTHER MESSAGE POPS UP LATER:]


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[[PS Permission Post!]]

[But First, A Text Post:]

Those animals out by the lake are best left alone. I doubt more than a few of you are responsible enough to raise a child of any species.

I think everyone's attention should be on removing the panels on the walls. I've seen a few vanishing here and there, but for the most part the school still looks like some shady research facility.

Finally, as the school year has begun, I'll be spending more time in my office. Unfortunately. Feel free to drop in if you need something. But make it easier on me and stay out. I'm only doing this out of contractual obligation.

[Okay, here's the action time.]

[So! Blacky will be in her office from 1-5 and 8-12 from August 27-31. You know the drill - pick a date and time, say if it's opened or closed, and we'll comment spam til the cows come home.

The decor in her office is pretty boring, sorry to say.]