[The video feed shows the aftermath of some kind of war zone, involving eggs and condoms and rubble everywhere. It pans slowly over the carnage, silent but for the distant sounds of night traffic, and then turns around to the holder of the camera. He looks. Kinda pissed. And still in his tuxedo from the Masquerade, as he just got in.]

Pardon my French here but what the fuck is this?

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