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whirlwind_wolfman ([personal profile] whirlwind_wolfman) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-01-14 07:00 pm

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Sodding hell. I'm not much of one for the TV, but even I don't live under a rock. The city's gone bonkers, it appears and to put it far more kindly than I'm wont to do, Pro-Human sentiment amongst it's citizenry seems at an all time, somewhat violent high. Now, I'm a pessimist by nature, so, take this with a grain of salt if you must, but I'd suggest the Non-Human folk of the Academy take the time to arm themselves with something stronger than goodwill and a desire to talk out their differences. And if you can't afford a tazer or a gun or a bloody great knife, and if you aren't amongst those able to shoot fire from your eyes or lightning from your arse, I could be convinced to show you a few moves to help you in an unarmed or melee fight. I cannot teach you how to be bullet proof. I cannot teach you how to make sense of this kind of disgrace. I CAN teach you how to ensure anyone giving you guff spends the next week exhuming their teeth from the lavatory.

Anyone interested, drop me a private note. I don't often offer my services like this but... desperate times and all that.

+~+

I know you can handle yourself, but I've obviously got my own reservations. If anyone gives you a hard time, please do not be gentle about teaching them the error of their ways. I know it will get us both in a spot of hot water, but frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
cannonspike: (• hi there!)

[personal profile] cannonspike 2013-01-24 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I've got your number.