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[whirlwind_wolfman]

Sodding hell. I'm not much of one for the TV, but even I don't live under a rock. The city's gone bonkers, it appears and to put it far more kindly than I'm wont to do, Pro-Human sentiment amongst it's citizenry seems at an all time, somewhat violent high. Now, I'm a pessimist by nature, so, take this with a grain of salt if you must, but I'd suggest the Non-Human folk of the Academy take the time to arm themselves with something stronger than goodwill and a desire to talk out their differences. And if you can't afford a tazer or a gun or a bloody great knife, and if you aren't amongst those able to shoot fire from your eyes or lightning from your arse, I could be convinced to show you a few moves to help you in an unarmed or melee fight. I cannot teach you how to be bullet proof. I cannot teach you how to make sense of this kind of disgrace. I CAN teach you how to ensure anyone giving you guff spends the next week exhuming their teeth from the lavatory.

Anyone interested, drop me a private note. I don't often offer my services like this but... desperate times and all that.

+~+

I know you can handle yourself, but I've obviously got my own reservations. If anyone gives you a hard time, please do not be gentle about teaching them the error of their ways. I know it will get us both in a spot of hot water, but frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

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[blazebottom]

You make sure yer alrite too yanno? You've been hunted 'fore... Ah dun want anythin' happenin' to ya y'hear?

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Appreciate the concern, Luv, but ittle take more than this sorry lot to do me in. I ran the gauntlet back when Mobs were made up of angry men, carrying fire and fuelled by strong drink and with muscles from long days spent doing naught but hard, physical labor. Not these pasty, useless accountants and pimple faced rebel teenagers who've never lifted a finger in an honest days hard work.

I'm also staying in my wolf form for the duration of this mess. I'm used to being hated and pursued. If they want a target, I'll give them a sodding target. If it keeps them off the backs of some of the worlds less capable monsters and animals, it's for the better, no?

[blazebottom]

Ya sure ya wana do that hon? Ah mean Ah trust ya ta know what yer doin'... Ah jus' don' want ya invitin' trouble to yerself yanno?

Ain't sayin' not ta defend yerself or other but yanno, if it can be avoided...

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Look, you know I'm not much of one for selfless heroics. Let the Good Guys take on the problems of the world and all that. But this is no big thing and I think it may help at least a few to give these mobs something to chase. And should they catch me... well. I'll just remind them why they ought to have stayed home with a cuppa and the evening news.

[blazebottom]

...

If you say so then. Jus' don' do anythin' dumb alrite Moonshine?

Not while all of this is happenin' an' all...

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Dumb? I'm many things, luv, but dumb is hardly one of them.

Don't worry. I mean it.

[blazebottom]

Fine...

Ah trust ya okay? Dun be makin' me regret that Moonshine.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

As if I would.