Mac spends a million dollars (take it literally or not)

[star_punched]

[You got a signed card with a poorly wrapped gift. In it would be-

"YOUR NAME" - Merry Christmas!

- Mac



N: Mac worked really hard on your card. Mac can't...draw. So um. He decided to take some pictures and he got a card in which you could insert some photos. It's a picture of Rocky the Bonsly with ornaments hanging on his fake branches. He looked happy, and it looked like the silliest and cutest thing okay. He likes pretending to mimic a tree. He thought you'd get a kick out of that.

He also got you poffins for your mons. And a very nice looking research log book.

There's a special side note for you. "For a future Pokemon professor. Aim high."

Pit: Dammit Pit, it was your birthday a litle while ago. There is a new case for your arrows. And a large fruit basket. And an IOU to take you on a dude night where ever you wanna go.

Max: You're so hard to shop for it's not even. So he got you a month's supply of sports drinks. And some new specialty tank tops for your massive size.

Bulba: A tin of gourmet mint chocolate cookies. And he knows you like to bake so he got you this HUGEEEEEEE baking cookbook. Seriously, a dictionary size.

Mary: A gift basket filled with these and chocolate cake pops. And a new little pink dress for your doll.

Freeman: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But you get a large gift basket filled with assorted bags of gourmet coffee. And some bad ass mug maybe (yes, he got that mug alright).

Sasha: SECRET SANTEE. He knows you like spicy food so you get a gift basket filled with all kinds of hot peppers instead of fruit. It was a wide assortment you have a booklet that explains which is which. Plus, a generous gift card for a steak house.

Vinnie: How would you like shades. Do you like shades? You got some cool shades. And a hoodie.

Falcon: You are also mad hard to shop for. In the end of the day, he gives you two generously sized giftcards for any store or wherever Falcon likes to shop. (Seriously there is like, a 100$ on each since he feel so bad he doesn't know what you'd really like).

Gold: A new hat and a nice poffin kit, make many poffins, Gold!

Ai: A cute pair of new shoes for you to wear. Is it...the right size? Is it?. A bouquet of daisies as well.

Lyra: SO MANY. POKEDOLLS. Like six of them. Plus treats for all your mons.

Daisy: He wanted to do something special. Very special. So you know what?

Two tickets to a plane. To France. On Valentines' Day.

Kumatora: A pair of brass knuckles. Make that two.

Knuckles: Bro, your fists could use some fitted brass knuckles as well. He had them special ordered for your fists. A huuuuuge fruit basket.

Sig: A jacket. Plus a couple cupcakes that are decorated like ladybugs.

Roomie Silver: Tons of poffins for your mons. And a nice winter coat.

Samus: A new holster for a gun. Plus a box of stuff to care for your motorbike.

Furiae: A box filled with classic novels (think "Pride and Prejudice", novels). And a nice bouquet of flowers.

ROB: Boxing gloves! And a little basketball hoop, fit for dorm rooms.

Caim: Do you...like coffee? He bought you a bunch of bags of coffee. Hope you like it?

Comments

[rivalsweetscent]

[HE COULD KILL A MAN WITH THIS BOOK.]

[punchtheflowers]

[Mac do we match hoodies now. Where do you get your hoodies. It's a great hoodie.]

[trustycrowbar]

[He comes close to cackling when he looks up and finds the basket settling on his desk. Especially that mug. Oh dear lord Mac, after dealing with "the sudden stop at the end" of many a fall have NO IDEA how appropriate that is.]

[loverofinnocence]

[Caim's never even had coffee before. Once upon a time he occasionally drank tea with his mother, but this coffee thing is brand new.

He promptly brews himself a few cups and loses himself in the world that is amazing coffee. Thank you, Mac!]

[iaiai]

[A very good guess, Mac. They're just her size! Perfect for stomping around in the snow in~!]

[idealisms]

[ AWWHHH HE LOVES IT!! it's so precious and so very sentimental. he can't ask for anything more.

since i was a derp and never described his card to mac in his entry...

basically, it's a shitty copy paper card, folded in half with a bunch of drawings of rocky, mac, doc louis, and... is that him and mac frolicking in flowers? it is. oh. (what a hippie.)

inside, the words are sweet and well-thought out:

"Happy Holidays, my dear friend. You mean very much to me, and I hope this card is satisfactory. I am very excited for yours, as well! I may have it by the time you read this, but do know that I am sure that I will love it.

Thank you for being one of my closest friends, and please, do have a Merry Christmas.

- N" ]

[tank_rockarms]

::Brotien shakes are always welcome, as are new tank tops. Because Max tends to bust through those far too often.::

[monotreme_101]

[Oh awesome - some Christmas cheer from his Bro from the Bronx! He loves the fruit and the Brass Knuckles become standard equipment for his nightly city patrols. If anyone needs a punchin', they're going to be feeling the fury of Little Mac's Holiday Cheer!]

[icequeen_aran]

[She might have to make a few adjustments for the holster to fit her gun but hey, it's nice to change things up once in a while.

Bike is getting a nice TURTEL WAX oh yeaaaah.]

[robinsegg]

[Sig is now spending his days wearing that jacket every day!!!

Unfortunately, the cupcakes, like a certain someone's cookies, were molded due to the kid not being able to eat it. CAN'T EAT THE BUGS THEY'RE FRIENDS....]

[raw_angel_power]

[While he never uses those archaic bows much anymore, he still really appreciates the gesture. He will fire them someday. IN YOUR NAME. And those fruits? How did you know he's crazy about fruits? More like everything edible And what's this? DUDE NIGHT. Pit's mad excited for this proposed dude night.]