[002N :: Video]

[thedesertrose]

[Camera feed comes in at rather awkward moments sometimes. In this case, it's while Nabooru's in the midst of stifling a yawn.

She slouches over and stares at her camera, seemingly unamused - or something like it.]

Hello kids, cranky old men, potential dancers, and cohorts.

Are you all having a good time? I had a blind date with that Edward guy, and he doesn't seem so bad. He was pretty nice actually. How many of you got stuck with people you hated?

[She pauses to cover her mouth with her right hand and a few moments later withdraws it.]

Hold that thought.
Any of you know of good sleep remedies?

[If anyone says 'a good lay' or its equivalent, she's going to punch them in the face.]

Comments

[thedesertrose]

Can you mix it with alcohol?

[Excuse her, Phoenix. She's a bit one-track minded currently.]

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

...No, that's a really bad idea.

[thedesertrose]

What happens if you do?

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

That... could stop your heart.

[thedesertrose]

You're being a little dramatic, aren't you?

[Phoenix sort of is the king of drama.]

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

Uh... well maybe a little, but it's a really bad idea to mix different drugs. That could easily stop your heart if you aren't careful.

[Well it is true. Mixing Tylenol PM and alcohol wouldn't be the best of ideas. But yes, Phoenix is also dramatic.]

[thedesertrose]

Well. I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.

[And then there's a pause.]

Who exactly are you?

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself!

I'm Phoenix Wright, the new political science teacher. And you are?

[thedesertrose]

[Insert cheeky grin here. Robotnik must be hating this.]

Well, Phoenix Wright, or should I say 'wrong' my name is Nabooru. I am fellow faculty.

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

Ah, it's nice to meet you, Nabooru. What do you teach?

[thedesertrose]

I am the dance instructor.

[She's giving the normal sly smile.]

I understand it may not be quite as educational as political science, but the arts are important to our students.

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course the arts are important! I was an art major in college, actually.

[thedesertrose]

Oh?

Do you want to come dance with my students, Mr. Wright?

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

[Like some other muses whose names I won't mention, Phoenix doesn't dance. And the thought of it flusters him a little, especially with how pretty Nabooru is.]

Ah, no! No! I... don't dance. I'm more of a visual arts kind of guy.

[thedesertrose]

[She was expecting this, actually. She just wants to get a rise out of everyone.

Scratch that. Almost everyone. There are... maybe two exceptions.]

Do you paint?

[Her eyebrows raise. She has no affinity for visual arts, unfortunately.]

[imwrightalways.livejournal.com]

Well yeah I do... Or at least I used to. I've been so busy since college so I haven't done much of it.