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[Meet Snake.

Snake is leafing through some pages in an taupe coloured folder. Probably records on his students. And murmuring to himself. At least, at first. Feet upon his desk, he is completely the air of Professional Teacher.]

So. Halloween is on its way.
Never really celebrated it myself, but I guess kids will be kids.

I take it I don't have to decorate my classroom for it.
And if I do, one of you students can do it for me.

[In other words, Snake's not in the mood to celebrate.]

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I detect some sarcasm.

[No. Fucking. Way. There's just no way Eli is ever sarcastic.]

Samus was saying I should dress as a toothbrush. I'm not a costume sort of guy.

A toothbrush...

[He nods.]

An inside joke. I told her no.

Hm.

So you're not doing anything?

I didn't have plans of celebrating.

[He squints.]

What were you going to do?

Nothing. I'm not doing anything, either.

[She squints back.]

[Uh... If only he still had all the moves.]

Do you want to do anything?

[The most he's going to do is visit the roof with Samus briefly.]

[HA.]

No. It's the same as any day, to me.

[WOMAN. YOU ARE A FUCKING TROLL.]

...
And if I say we're gonna do something anyway?

You can say whatever you want.

You like to torment me, don't you.

[She just blinks, still smirking slightly. Why answer a question you just answered yourself?]

... Well, what did you have in mind, anyway?

I bet everyone else will be trick-or-treating.

It's overdone, but after a visit to a friend, I thought I'd go to the tavern.

Maybe I'll see you there, then.

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