[audio/action] WHAT CAME FROM ALL THAT SPACE

[icequeen_aran]

[WHERE HAS SAMUS BEEN? Samus has been pretty darn MIA for a while, but as quietly as she's left, she has returned. Her efforts at hunting down Mysterious Gentleman sometime last month have frustratingly yielded little progress, and her space mission to-be-later-detailed otherwise went without a hitch. It was super exciting and galactic tabloids are probably still going on about a very mysteriously blown up space station, but now she's almost looking forward to a little downtime again, even if that involves teaching in a crazy school.

Besides, there's a few loose strings down here planet-side too. Namely Love Hotel and Drug related strings...]

I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to refrigerators in the hallways, rampant vandalism, shared dreams, and apparently Jin's hair was bright pink at some point.

Never change, Smash Academy. [There is enough sarcasm in here to choke a space whale.]

I suppose it would be in bad taste to start taking bets as to what to expect for Halloween this year...

At least the weather's still tolerable...

[Private audio message to one (1) Captain Falcon, 95% unhackable. Someone's fingers slipped.]

Douglas. [Yes this message is backdated a bit to when she first returned.] ...Why is there a cup of urine in the cabinet?

[/Private]

[And here's an ACTION bit for you action-interaction preferring types; if you know Samus well, tolerable weather means tried and true bike-washing weather, and miss anti-social Samus can be found in the school's parking lot with a hose, a soapy bucket and sponge, and her motorbike. She's enjoying that weather while it remains, and the peace and quiet that comes with it. OR DOES IT...?]

Comments

[audio] WOW THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR LMAO

[icequeen_aran]

No games.

[Or you'll be managing with her foot lodged so far up your ass you'll be coughing up boot buckles.]

It's not a date. You owe me lunch, that's all.

[audio] WHAT DOES

[neveraskedforthis]

Who was talking about a date?

I just wanted to pay you a meal.

[ so smug. ]

[audio] maybe he can owe her a drink next time too

[icequeen_aran]

[UGH THAT SMUG]

Stop being cute.

[You're not cute. Stop it.]

[audio] lolo

[neveraskedforthis]

Or what?

[ bring itttt lady. ]

[audio]

[icequeen_aran]

You're pushing your luck.

[UGH WE'RE GOING TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT AND I'M ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE MEAL AND I'M ONLY GOING TO EAT A QUARTER OF IT.]

[audio]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ that's cool with him. he's stolen enough money to be able to afford it ;D ]

I'll pick you up tonight at eight.

[ and then it was suddenly dinner...... and rick wept bitter tears of agony. ]

[explosion_day]

[HHGHGHHGNNN I'M BITTER AND JEALOUS]