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Duster Proposes a Proposition

I know I'm normally just the band teacher, but I wondered if anyone here might be interested in a special class on "breakdancing."

If there were enough interest, I think I might be able to do a beginner's introduction to breaking, just to teach people some of the basic downrock and power move forms.

It would help if you have some gymnastics experience, but anyone with good upper body strength can pick it up. It's a lot of fun and a good workout.

If somebody can show me how to post a video... or record a video... with one of these computers, I could post a video of me breaking.

[EDIT, after Kuma shows Duster how to upload a video of himself to the school's intertubes]:
This is totally a video of Duster.

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What did you say? More like, what did you type? Could you repeat that in words I can hear? That'd be nice!

I don't know how to do that.

What?! Hey, are you making fun of me behind me back? I can get someone to read that for me, you know!

No, I don't know how to do a voice thing. Kuma had to do the video for me. I don't know how to do voice posts. Why can't you read my replies?

Okay, that's it! Your cyberbullying days are over! [The sounds of a chair creaking and the redirection of his voice can be heard.] Jooooooolt! Jolt, I need you to read something for me!

[Unfortunately this is not even new for them. So an audible sigh can be heard, and then footsteps.]

What can't you pronounce?

Those comments! I'm asking him to tell me what they say but he won't do it! That's how I know he's secretly bashing me!

All right, all right, keep your toga on. Lemme see. Hmm... 'Um, thank you. Maybe I can teach you how to have 'mad skills.' Why are my skills mad?' 'I don't know how to do that.' 'No, I don't know how to do a voice thing. Kuma had to do the video for me. I don't know how to do voice posts. Why can't you read my replies?'

Gah! Those were completely harmless after all...

Looks like it. Here, just tell me what you want to say and I'll type it for you.

Actually? I think he's been listening in on our dialogue the whole time. Uhh.

Look, I'm sorry I got all hostile back there a second ago, Duster. I should have stopped getting so defensive about how I can't read. Made a total jerk outta myself. If anyone has 'mad skills' around here, it's me. And by that, I mean 'skilled at getting mad'.

::Duster stares at his computer screen, after hearing the banter between the angel and the puppyguy and sort of has no idea what is going on with his life anymore.::

I don't. Okay.

Uh, if you need help learning how to read I could teach you? If you don't have anyone that can teach you how to read. I don't know how good of a reading teacher I'd be, but I could try it. You can do anything if you try.

[PRESUMABLY Jolt helped Pit by reading for him.]

I dunno... Sounds like a lot of trouble to go through. I'm kind of a handful. I mean, I tried teaching myself one day and I couldn't even tolerate myself!

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