☆ 003, voice

[poyo]

[ So where was our super star during the Smashperture fiasco? Was he bravely fighting or attempting to solve puzzles, with a friend perhaps? Well, here he is on the network now, I'm sure he's got a great story to-- ]

I was asleep for a really long time, poyo! What happened?

[ oh ._. ]

Comments

[goldhearted]

Well, that depends on just how long you were asleep!

[poyo]

Um, I don't know! I wasn't paying attention, poyo...

[ k i r b y . . . ]

[goldhearted]

Hmm... Well, there was a flood! And then everyone stayed at this really cool hotel, and I stayed in a room with a bed shaped like a sandwich! Then... then, uh, I dunno! I went to go visit my mom, but all the walls look weird now. But it seems like they're starting to go back to normal!

[poyo]

Oh! That sounds really exciting, poyo! Thanks, mister!

[ Maybe not in a good way, but technically he's right... ? ]

[goldhearted]

Yeah. In one sense of the word, it sure was exciting! For sure!

[robinsegg]

Lots of things happened.

[poyo]

Oh, okay!

[ ... aren't you forgetting something, Kirbs? ]

[robinsegg]

Yup.

[Sig wasn't really sure what else to say. WAY TO GO SPACE CADETS]

[ voice ]

[idealisms]

You are admittedly very lucky. The school was held in a lockdown for a strange type of testing, and I still do not quite understand the motive...

[ oh, but n, don't you know? tests are like caffeine; very good, very addictive, very much required. ]

[poyo]

...

Poyo... I don't understand.

[idealisms]

I am beginning to wonder if anyone would understand.

Perhaps Miss... GLaDOS, I suppose, would know. Surely you know of her, yes?

[voice]

[makesithot]

How long are you talking?! Surely you didn't sleep through the flood, right?

[poyo]

... um, I don't remember that happening, poyo.

[ professional space cadet ]

[makesithot]

... ...You've GOT to be kidding me, right?! You are unbelievably bad at this! How can you miss a flood, the remodel of your own school, and the take-over plan executed by a freaky robot-eye, all in one nap?!

[electriccharge]

A REALLY long time?? Um...well, a lot of things happened! What's the last thing you remember before you went to sleep?

[poyo]

... I dunno, poyo!

[ aka i've been on hiatus for that long, jesus christ ]

[electriccharge]

Woah, that IS a long time! Well, um...there was this flood and everyone stayed in this really big and neat hotel, and then when we got back everything in the school was completely different! There was this huuuge lockdown too, I stayed in my room the entire time. So, um, a lot of stuff happened, both really exciting and really scary!

[voice]

[raw_angel_power]

You probably missed a lot, but it's no big deal! If you were asleep that long, you probably had a whole playground of dreams to have fun in. Right?