smashacademy | Mac has a lot of things to do. [Video.]

...Hahaha, well good job everybody on...whatever the heck just happened there. It's all over now though, right? That's the good thing. We always seem to get through it when crazy stuff happens.

And that was really crazy...So we can relax extra hard.

[HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THAT...He is seen visually eating a yellow lollipop.]

Okay so, changin' the subject.

Any of ya seen these kinda lollipops? They're pretty good. Apparently people are sellin' 'em for some fundraiser or somethin'.

Well anyway, y'see a girl with blonde hair, likes to carry a doll 'round? Yeah, that's Mary, bumped into her a moment ago. She needs a lil' bit of a hand sellin' these, she's a bit short on funds.

I bought mine that I'm eatin' from her but I'm thinkin' maybe we all oughta help the kiddo out, dontcha think? Be a good n' neighborly sort and all.

[Stilll eating it.]

OH YEAH! Uh, and boxin' class will be happenin' in a bit for those who signed up! Buuuuuuuut it ain't too late if you're still interested!

[Who's that on the bench laying about and HANGING AND SWINGING ON TREE BRANCHES...?

Yeah it's.

Mac.

...

He's totally shirtless.]

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Uh, you're havin' the time of your life in a tree? And you ain't even doin' hangin' crunches or pullups?

::Max, Max that would only be 'time of my life' activities for you, Max.::

No man, doin' that too. Just doin' that and more. Goin' all free and shirtless is just a plus, cuz it' all about bein' freeeeee.

I'd ask ya to join but you're probably too buff for the tree. Cuz you're like...buffed to the max.

::HOW DO I PROCESS THIS STATEMENT. HE IS COMPLIMENTING ME ON THE SIZE OF MY MUSCLES, BUT HE IS IMPLYING THAT BECAUSE OF MY MUSCLES I CANNOT DO A THING. MY MUSCLES LET ME DO EVERY-THING. THIS CANNOT STAND.::

::Max flexes his chest. His tank top explodes off of him in a thousand shreds of strained fabric::

I ain't too buff for nothin'. ~~Except shirts.~~

::Max reaches up for a branch::

[And good job, Max. You broke it.

Even better job, Mac goes down with it.]

[CRASH.]

[MAC is UNCONSCIOUS.]

Edited 2012-08-24 15:06 (UTC)

::Oh no, everything is broken, nothing is fine::

::Max picks you up::

MAC. MAC, WAKE UP. MAC, MAC.

::Holding you in the air like a limp rag doll::

::You're good at combat medicine aren't you, Max::

[A few minutes of that later and...]

Bbbbllluh...

[Mac shakes his head and slowly opens his eyes.]

Ugh...what? Max?

[Okay...and let's take a look at this scene. In Max's arms. Shirtless--!]

Max, why are ya holdin' me and why ain't I got a shirt on.

Mac! You're okay! I'm holdin' you 'cause you fell outta a tree and you ain't wearin' a shirt 'cause you told me that not wearin' a shirt was freedom.

...Okay, um. I need. A lil' more detail.

[He is so confused right now but he doesn't like where this is going.]

Uh, and you can let me down now.

::Max places you gently down onto the ground::

::Just one muscular, shirtless guy slowly putting the other muscular, shirtless guy he was cradling in his burly arms down. 100% not homoerotic whatsoever.::

You were hangin' in the tree upside down tellin' me you were livin' free and easy and you didn't need to wear a shirt no more and then you said that I couldn't get up in the tree 'cause I had too many muscles so I went to grab a branch and then the tree broke and you fell and I'm so sorry I hurt you.

H-hey look, see, I'm fine. It's okay.

A-apparently I needed a clonk on the head cuz uh...I dunno how that happened, or when it happened, and...who I gotta apologize to.

[He put a hand in his pockets out of habit and felt something. Huh? He took it out, a stick? Bits of yellow were on it...

...

Oh. Now he remembered. Something.]

Max, I think I did somethin' unintentionally dumb today.

[Understatement.]

Edited 2012-08-26 02:36 (UTC)

You were hangin' upside down from a tree tellin' me that you wanted to live free.

So what got you that way?

I was eatin' this and I think...I think everythin' went kinda weird from there. I remember startin' to feel kinda...I dunno, giggly. Then I got a lotta energy to spare and-

[Egads. Mac facepalmed.]

Max, these pops are loaded with weird stuff, I think.

Where'd you get it from. You mean, like, it's got drugs in it or somethin'?

I got it from...

[...Mary...]

[...]

I got it from a girl named Mary, she was sellin' 'em. But I ain't even sure she knew.

[He rubs his head.]

Jeez, I think I remember talkin' to her...when I was out of it.

Edited 2012-08-26 21:44 (UTC)

Well, you're gonna talk with her again to find out why she got you hopped up on whatever that thing was.

::Max, Max stop being angry, Max.::

[Yeah, stop.]

Yeah but I ain't gonna get angry 'till I know if it's her or not. I'm gonna talk to her normal.

She coulda very well not known 'bout the drug thing.

Why a girl who sold you a thing don't know what's in it seems wrong to me. If she's gonna sell you things, she needs to know if she's peddlin' drugs to kids.

::Nope, sorry. Drugs are bad, m'kay?::

Well we don't know nothin' now so I ain't gonna accuse someone unless I know for sure. Cuz drugs are pretty serious and crooks can use innocent people if they try hard enough, but I don't know the case.

[Battle of logic.]

We know enough to know you ain't buyin' nothin' from her in the future.

Well...yeah, I guess that probably is true.

[Unless if he knows what it is but, eh...Max has a point maybe.]

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