1st Report // Video

[yessirmrjohnson]

[ In one of the student activities rooms, the video feed opens to a very pleasant smile. The young lady carefully places the device down and steadies it just right before clasping her hands behind her back and taking a few steps backwards so that she's seen properly from waist up. There's a very feminine and harmless look to her. ]

Hello students and staff of Smash Academy. My name is Miss Caroline and I come to your lovely school as a representative of Aperture Science Innovators. I am honored to announce that I will be joining the faculty as your new choir teacher.

[ Formal intro over, she relaxes a little and clasps her hands in front of her with a loud clap. ]

Now, you may be wondering how choir could possibly aid you as a combatant. Besides a new appreciation for music and the human instrument, you will leave my class with a better understanding of breathing and breath control. Proper breathing in combination with core muscle control should help you stretch the length of and make the most of every breath you take in the arena. Singing can also be very relaxing and may help you relieve stress and aid your concentration in other areas of your academics.

[ That said, Caroline slips from the frame and soon comes back in with a vinyl record and a small shy grin. ]

Of course, I would love to demonstrate for all of you my own ability. I present to you 'Lascia Ch'io Pianga.' Please, enjoy.

[ She's gone from the frame for just long enough to place the record and start the player. When the song begins, Caroline takes a deep breath before filling the room with a sweet and gentle voice. It's a simple and short song, yet still shows great skill. Once the song ends, she offers the camera a smile and takes a few steps forward. ]

An official class time hasn't been decided on just yet, but I hope you will consider it. Oh, and I would like to offer myself as a math and science tutor as well, if you find you need a little help. I look forward to meeting all of you and thank you for your time.

Comments

[after_the_flower]

[Sophie was trying to pay attention to what she was saying until she started singing.

Oh.


Oh.]

You have a nice voice.

[yessirmrjohnson]

Thank you very much.

[ She pauses for a moment, as if trying to decide whether or not to say something. ]

I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you have a very unusual hair color. It's very lovely.

[after_the_flower]

?

[Her hair? After fiddling with it, she smiled just a little. The lady with the pretty voice said her hair was lovely. As compliments are supposed to go in Sophie's mind, she returns it.]

You have lovely hair too.

[peach_cake]

My, how lovely, Miss Caroline...

[Laaaa laa laaaaa~]

[yessirmrjohnson]

Thank you. Would you be interested in joining the class?

[peach_cake]

Ah, I'm not a member of the student body anymore...But I would love to come. If it means I would hear more of that wonderful singing voice~.

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[thewrightidea]

Oh my. What a beautiful voice you have, Miss Caroline. I unfortunately can't take choir, since I'm part of the faculty, but I do think it has a lot of benefits.

I don't think we've met. I am Phoenix Wright, the political science instructor.

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[yessirmrjohnson]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wright.

[ Her smile fades as she worries her lips just a bit. ]

Mr. Wright, why did you choose to be a political science instructor, if you don't mind me asking?

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[thewrightidea]

Huh? Well, I decided to be one because I used to practice law.

[He looks slightly uncomfortable.]

goddammit celtic woman i can never escape you

[poyo]

Poyoooo...

[ Color Kirby impressed. And pink. ]

Embrace it~

[yessirmrjohnson]

[ Oh my. Whatever that is, it's adorable. Is it.. sentient? ]

H-hello there. I don't think I've ever seen that shade of pink so vibrant before.

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[did_well_enough]

[Today wasn't a very eventful day, all things considered. Same as always for the computer teacher. She still worked on her lesson plan, made sure all the computers were working, stalked the network stalked the network, etc.

However...something...or rather someone caught her attention. A new teacher. A familiar looking woma-

No.

No.

This can't be possible. This shouldn't be happening. She...she supposed to be stuck in GLaDOS' mind...so how is-why is...

She checks the name, the face, the voice...it checks out. It's her. It's Caroline.]

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[did_well_enough]

[It's a long while before GLaDOS manages to pull herself together. Even then, she can't risk video. All these emotions she rarely to never felt are rising to the surface. She can't show weakness. So she decides to do the safe thing and use text.]

Hello there, Ms. Caroline. I am the school's computer teacher and head of the computer lab, Ms. Glados.

[Better off spelling it like that...just to be safe.]

[obfuskate]

[Hmph. Another one. Well, this woman just seemed all too average. Not worth his time-...

... Did she really just start singing?

...

Um, wow, she definitely did start singing, and it sounds... beautiful. Soothing. Sweet. Invoking. Breath-taking.

This woman has excellent talent.

He listens and watches, ears twitching and eyelids growing a little heavy. He is being put at clear ease, his heart drumming softly to the tune, breathing soft and steady. Once her melody comes to a flawless close, he gives a large exhalation that may or may not have been laced with a small, hardly audible purr.]

... Stunning.

[yessirmrjohnson]

[ Caroline had to stop and remind herself that this was a new dimension with a variety of new and unusual peoples. Despite her surprise, it's best not to offend so she only offers him a smile. ]

Thank you. I'm very glad you enjoyed it. Would you be interested in joining the class?

[pinkgingham]

You have a very lovely voice. I'm a part of staff as well, but I'll have to make sure to stop by during one of your classes!

[yessirmrjohnson]

[ Oh wow, what a cute talking porcupine~ Ah, no, she had to be respectful and not coo like a child..even if she was really adorable. ]

Ah, thank you! What class do you teach?

[iaiai]

That was so pretty!

[yessirmrjohnson]

That's very kind of you. Thank you. Would you be interested in attending?

[breaks_pots]

...Can I play my ocarina instead?

[yessirmrjohnson]

I would love it if you did. I don't think I've heard a live playing of an ocarina before.

Video of some guy

[pkwallstaple]

My name is Duster, and I teach band here. It's nice to see another music instructor. Our old one left unexpectedly.

Do you play any instruments?

Re: Video of some guy

[yessirmrjohnson]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Duster. I haven't touched an instrument in years. Besides being able to read music, I should honestly say no. Oh, but I would love to plan something collaborative, if you'd like. Do you have many students?

[audio]

[explosion_day]

[Rick is of course, so immediately smitten with this gorgeous woman and her gorgeous voice that he almost doesn't hear the ever important keywords...]

There's no foolin' me with that voice--but I coulda' sworn angels came with wings.

[audio]

[explosion_day]

[Give him a second]

...

[Uh... maybe a few seconds... There is something oddly and distantly familiar about her voice...]

Wait, did you say Aperture Science?