Future-Dated to Fourth Wall

[luckyglasses]

[So E.E. was being a recluse and coding something way too complex because that's how she is. Complete in her favored pair of duck-print pajama pants and tank-top.

And then the rumbling. And the crumbling. And the HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE WALL.]

...

[Is that a portal?
That's a portal.]

... There's a portal. In my wall.

[THIS FACE.]

Comments

[obfuskate]

There is more to a problem than what happened. There is the why, how, when, and who.

Idiot.

[infiniteeclipse]

judging by the post this person knows as much about it as the rest of us

i didnt think id have to point that out

so if im an idiot then that makes two of us

[obfuskate]

They are not the only ones who can view this message.

If you haven't considered that by now, you may well be one of the more oblivious humans I've encountered.

[oh my god this girl

is dumb]

[infiniteeclipse]

who says im a human, asshole?

[ her opinion of you is similar, shadow ]

[obfuskate]

... Hmph.

[He refuses to admit that he did anything wrong. THAT IS STUPID.]

Then what are you?

[infiniteeclipse]

you tell me what you are first

[obfuskate]

The Ultimate Lifeform. That is all you need to know.

[oh and a hedgehog too i guess]

[infiniteeclipse]

pull the other one

[ Jesus dick, Shadow, do you know how much of a canonical marysue you are? ]

[obfuskate]

Hmph.

... Hedgehog.

[the biggest canon stu ever. EVER.]

[infiniteeclipse]

fair enough

im a pokemon

[obfuskate]

... I'll keep that in mind.

[not like it'll matter anyway unless she comes back]