Future-Dated to Fourth Wall

[luckyglasses]

[So E.E. was being a recluse and coding something way too complex because that's how she is. Complete in her favored pair of duck-print pajama pants and tank-top.

And then the rumbling. And the crumbling. And the HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE WALL.]

...

[Is that a portal?
That's a portal.]

... There's a portal. In my wall.

[THIS FACE.]

Comments

[fullunlifeconsequences]

...A portal? That's new. Perhaps you should throw a pencil through it to see what happens.

[luckyglasses]

Huh? No! Do you know what happens when you just start stepping through portals or throwing things through them?

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I have no idea. That's why I'd like to find out.

[luckyglasses]

Well do it somewhere else! I don't want this thing doing things in my room!

[baad_romance]

A what.

[luckyglasses]

A portal.

[obfuskate]

[a

... portal

in the wall

is this what happens here? there's not just convenient portals, but ones that appear at random?!]

What is the meaning of this?

[luckyglasses]

How should I know, it just appeared!

[obfuskate]

How could a portal just appear? That tastes considerable amounts of energy to conjure.

[unless

...

CRAZY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAND]

[infiniteeclipse]

to the above: did OP stutter?

[obfuskate]

There is more to a problem than what happened. There is the why, how, when, and who.

Idiot.

[infiniteeclipse]

judging by the post this person knows as much about it as the rest of us

i didnt think id have to point that out

so if im an idiot then that makes two of us

[obfuskate]

They are not the only ones who can view this message.

If you haven't considered that by now, you may well be one of the more oblivious humans I've encountered.

[oh my god this girl

is dumb]

[infiniteeclipse]

who says im a human, asshole?

[ her opinion of you is similar, shadow ]

[obfuskate]

... Hmph.

[He refuses to admit that he did anything wrong. THAT IS STUPID.]

Then what are you?

[infiniteeclipse]

you tell me what you are first

[obfuskate]

The Ultimate Lifeform. That is all you need to know.

[oh and a hedgehog too i guess]

[infiniteeclipse]

pull the other one

[ Jesus dick, Shadow, do you know how much of a canonical marysue you are? ]

[obfuskate]

Hmph.

... Hedgehog.

[the biggest canon stu ever. EVER.]

[infiniteeclipse]

fair enough

im a pokemon

[obfuskate]

... I'll keep that in mind.

[not like it'll matter anyway unless she comes back]

[pariahdom]

+1

[poffins]

[VIDEOING AND STARING.

And then waving I guess.]

Hi!

[infiniteeclipse]

hello lucas

[poffins]

Where are you right now?

/she attempts to private this sort of

[infiniteeclipse]

nowhere






you can find me by the lakeside tonight

poop private

[poffins]

Do you mind if I might possibly bring a friend?

Um. He might not come but there could be a possibility.

lame private

[infiniteeclipse]

[ Oh. Uh. Hm. ]

i guess

[ Well, she could certainly try. Ughhhh she didn't want to disappoint him but ugggggh ]

[gentlesaint]

Erm... by portal, you... mean a hole, right? Maybe you should contact the administration for repairs? It's no good having a gaping hole in your wall, I don't care what size!

[luckyglasses]

No kidding but... no, it's not just a hole. Honest.

[will_be_god]

What manner of portal is it?

[luckyglasses]

I'm not sure really. And I don't want to find out.

[Well she does but not at the risk of being the one to test it.]

[will_be_god]

I will study it then. Where are you located?

[lovebloomsonabattlefield]

E.E.! Are you alright?!

[Worried brothers running over...]

[luckyglasses]

Well as fine as I can be with a hole in my wall.

[lovebloomsonabattlefield]

[And you get a KNOCK ON THE DOOR with as much power as a nerd of his size can muster. Which, considering his current age...isn't all that much.]

Hey! Let me in!

[luckyglasses]

[DOOR WRENCHED OPEN.]

WHA-- ah.

[... Instantly deflates like a balloon.]

Hal?

[Video]

[whitedeviljack]

Emma? What's going on?

[Video]

[luckyglasses]

How should I know! There was rumbling and then that!

[whitedeviljack]

Are you alright? You're not hurt or anything, are you?

[Inter-dimensional Video]

[dr_robo_tesla]

A portal in your wall, huh? Sounds risky. Might explain the spike in polytheraton particles we just saw.

I'll see what I can do, but you might want to tell me a little more about the situation over there.

[Video]

[luckyglasses]

[Sadly, she's perfectly comfortable with this conversation.]

What do you need to know?