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[shootmedown]

[-public-]

If anyone thinks I left again, I just want to assure you guys that I didn't. I was just in the hospital a while thanks to a freak accident. Let's not discuss what that accident was.

Final exam time should be soon. For those unfamiliar with Zoology finals, I'll be taking you guys on a field trip to a danger-filled dungeon and you'll have to make your way through, getting past its nasties with the knowledge you've gained from this class. If I'm not fully recovered by then to save your hides should you decide to screw around, I'll get an able-bodied adventurer to chaperone with us. A place should be decided within a week.

I've disappeared a lot this year, so maybe I'll make this one easier than usual.

[--Private to blacky do not hack-]



Are you feeling any better these days?

Comments

Re: Private

[shootmedown]

That's your call.

You were pretty good at it while it lasted.

Re: Private

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Did you really want me to kill you?

Re: Private

[shootmedown]

Not really.

I wanted to see you vent your anger. You sure had a lot of it.

The means sound pretty stupid since I could have been killed, but karma sometimes hints me that I've probably deserved to die long before I've even met you.

But how many times have I narrowly escaped death now? Maybe karma wants me alive after all because death is just an excuse to not pay for all my misdeeds.

But thanks. I needed that.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[Blacky is not sure what to do with this seemingly mature and rational response from Leon. She was almost hoping for another childish slapfight.]

Could you blame me for being angry? I can't believe you said those things in front of half the school.

LET'S MAKE THIS ABOUT ME ME ME

[shootmedown]

[Leon wasn't sure where this was going, or if she was going to flip out over something, but this is the life of two extremely self-absorbed individuals that combine into a massive trainwreck]

I wanted to get back at you.

You put me in a bad place and then you just come back prancing around like nothing.

Giving you the knife there afterwards... I guess you could call it a shitty form of apology from me now that I think about it. Would you like a formal one?

[really, the only effective way to quell Leon's emotional pain is to deal excruciating amounts of the physical variant, and thus, has felt kind of relieved ever since.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

What bad place was that? It wasn't as though I'd planned for all that to happen the way it did last September, but you sure act like it.

Apologies don't change anything at this point, but if you'd like to, go ahead. I'm sorry for stabbing you. I guess.

[shootmedown]

The kind where I was enabled into a relationship that was doomed from the start, but that exactly wasn't planned either, now was it? I just wanted to beat Raiden to you, you guys are going out, are you?

But I should have never tried in the first place.

I'd prefer saying it to you in person. Why don't you come over tonight and I'll order Chinese food for us like old times?

[fullunlifeconsequences]

"Enabled." Alright. I don't recall there being any pretenses about things going to be fine, all things considered.

[GRUMPY PANTS ALL THE WAY.]

Anyway, that's a stupid idea you suck fine. What time should I be over?

[shootmedown]

You said you loved me, b [he deletes this.]

[facepalms]

Eight is fine. I'll go place the order.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[Silly Leon, if loving someone meant things were going to be fine this situation never would have happened!]

I'll be there.

[shootmedown]

[tell me how was I to know this, Blacky! Tell me! All those Disney animations I've watched have lied to me!!1!]

Alright.

[he signs off and makes the call. His dorm is pretty tidy, right? At least he didn't have to worry about his hair being messy right now- perhaps Snivy destroying his transforming device at the mall was a good thing. Nah. He missed styling his green hair.]