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[cruelcurse]

I took a little trip, but I`m back now. You haven`t forgotten me, have you? It hasn`t been THAT long. I think I should be upset if I`ve been forgotten already, or something!

In case we haven`t met, my name is Henry. Since I already graduated and all that, I`m gonna be a teacher this time! Won`t that be fun? If you take my class, I`ll teach you all sorts of neat stuff. From how to turn your friends into slugs, to granting sentience to a dismembered chunk of flesh, to plotting out an episode of magically-induced hives for an entire army, I can teach you anything about sorcery and dark magic. (What if the hives were SO itchy that the soldiers started flaying off their skin just for relief? That would be something to see...)

Juuust so you know, I`m not responsible for any accidental injury, disease, or death experienced in my class. Neither`s the school, more fine text, blah blah, risk of possible and permanent side effects from malevolent spiritual interaction, your responsibility... you understand. Keep it in mind, okay? Bye!

Comments

audio

[roses_are_blue]

Well...that's not creepy at all.

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[cruelcurse]

What? You think so? I was expecting more people to think it was. Hee hee! But then, I'm not very good at those type of things~.

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[roses_are_blue]

So, you were saying all of those things on purpose?

[Sick joke?]

That would raise some eyebrows, you know?

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[cruelcurse]

Hm? I was describing my class and all... Dark magic, right? I've met a loooot of judgmental sorts like you, who discredit it right away as something untouchable... But really, you can do a lot of cool stuff with this magic!

[He missed the point.]

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[roses_are_blue]

Mhmm, I didn't mean to be judgmental or offensive.

[But Henry did make it sound scary and Garry plus scary is a horrid cocktail. He merely just didn't want something bad to happen, and Henry was just making it sound like they would. He felt like he needed to raise a question, be the responsible adult.]

I can't speak as someone who knows about it so I don't want to step on toes and assume I do.

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[cruelcurse]

I can't blame ya. A lot of people raise their eyebrows at dark magic. I've never met a somebody who hasn't, after all~. It has a daunting reputation for a reason. I meant the stuff I said. But it can also be pretty neat when you learn the ropes.