Maxpost - Text

[tank_rockarms]

In case you see a blonde guy with four arms walkin' around don't worry it's just me. Max.

I guess I turned into a Machamp overnight? I woke up with four arms. And blond hair. And I can turn into a Machamp.

Slowpoke says he could take me, but I think I could put up a pretty good fight.

I gotta think more carefully about how I grab for stuff and type. That'll take some gettin' used to.

So anyway. I got four arms now. Just felt I should tell you guys. I'll be fine.

I bet I can shoulder press like, a whole snorlax. I wonder if I can blacksmith better. Probably lots of advantages to havin' more arms.

Don't worry, I'm still gonna do everything I normally do. Blacksmith in the morning and weight trainin' for anybody that needs it, me included. So, yeah. Just, you know. Like regular.

It's like Christmas and my birthday and winning a war all rolled up into one.

Comments

[star_punched]

Soooo...how many Pokemon does this make it now? That you've been randomly turned into?

[It was so casual now, this was crazy.]

[maxchamp]

Bulbasaur, Venusaur, Blastoise, Charizard, Machamp. Some of 'em more than once.

[star_punched]

So at least five times?

I'm so jealous, I ain't been turned into a Pokemon even once yet!

[Since he's become a serious Pokenerd over the years, he really wanted to be one. If only for a day!]

[maxchamp]

Blastoise twice, Charizard twice. So, seven times.

And, uh, I dunno. You been here long enough that, I mean, there was that time that we went on vacation to the hot springs place that turned people into pokemon. You coulda hopped into the Saur pool.

[star_punched]

Yeah, and I landed in the one that turned me into a kid. At the resort, I got turned into a chick.

Ain't been lucky enough to land in one of those springs.

[maxchamp]

Well, I guess next time you gotta... wait around before jumpin' in, to get the pool you want to get.

[star_punched]

Yeah I guess so, people might look at me weird for wantin' to jump into a cursed pool but I ain't gonna care.

Musta been real sweet bein' what you are now. That's a fightin' Pokemon, yeah?

[maxchamp]

Yup. Machamp's a fightin' type, according to the pokedex thing. Right up your alley.

asdfghjk....

[star_punched]

Nah, least this one's more up yours.

Seriously, switch out the "C" with an "X". Maxchamp.

If you were gonna be any Pokemon, this was probably the most fittin' one. I think I'm more of a Hitmonchan kinda guy.

It's a terrible burden he must bear

[maxchamp]

Yeah, it's pretty good. Just, you know, sorta small. Average height for a Machamp's like 5'03". I mean, I'm bigger'n that as a Machamp, but, you know, you can only fit so much muscle on a frame.

[star_punched]

[So he's taller than an average Machamp? Made him feel better.]

Well, I'm taller than that at least! Maybe it wouldn't be too much more of a stretch then?

Our names are all so similar, I just think it'll be a riot if we both got to visit that whole line.

[maxchamp]

What, you wanna be a MacChamp to my MaxChamp? I could get behind that, if it happened.