[TEXT + ACTION] - Dated to Saturday

[raced_god]

I'm going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. If you're armed or can otherwise defend yourself, you can come. Maybe. Let me know.

[The action part of this post is the part where you go visit Falcon in the autoshop or go on a bunkerventure with Falcon and absolutely nothing is different about Falcon at all.]

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[deathboss]

[This has pretty much been his entire expression the entire time for everything.]

Aww hell, is this going to end up with us fighting the Red Queen?

[showmeyourboobs]

It's an expression.

[deathboss]

Tch, with this place I half expected it to be literal, you know?

...But I'm in. [He's had enough of these "everythings" all around and people acting like weirdos at every corner.] Just send me a message when everyone's ready.

[showmeyourboobs]

I'm not taking a huge party. I'll be down in the creepy figurine room whenever you want to go.

[Post] 1/2

[deathboss]

...Oh I get ya. I'll be there in a few minutes then!

Action [2/3] oops

[deathboss]

[And sure enough a few minutes later, there's a guy with bright greenish blue clothing that contradicts his hair and a guitar case slung behind his back.]

WOOOHOOO! LOOKS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS ARRIV-

[deathboss]

--WHAAAAT.

[Oh no she's hot?]

[showmeyourboobs]

[Yeah she's just kind of quietly pondering all these creepy figurines, maybe nudging one a little until she hears Eikichi and starts.]

Keep your voice down.

[deathboss]

[He moves his hand to closely close his open mouth, starring at him--her. Should he call him Captain Falcone?]

Ummm...did something happen to you, teach?

[showmeyourboobs]

[GUESS WHO looks completely unfazed, and is probably paying more attention to a creepy figurine than Eikichi.]

No?

[deathboss]

[Urgh! He just wants to lay down and cry at this point with how batshit insane this entire place has become in the span of a week and how anyone that seems off their rocker just thinks there are no problems, but at the same time this is a serious thing and he seriously hopes it has nothing to do with rumors.

He doesn't want the Battalion show up at this point...]

O-okay. Forget I said anything, let's just figure out what's going on.

[Time to toss everything aside and concentrate on the less stupid things. Still, it's so distracting!]

[showmeyourboobs]

[Falcon spares a glance over at him, sort of wondering if this wasn't a mistake. He looks vaguely uncomfortable, which is not a good thing, when they're about to go monster hunting..]

You okay, kid?

[deathboss]

I-i'm fine I promise! Hahaha, d-do I look like something's bothering me?

[He's...really bad at lying.]

[showmeyourboobs]

Yeah, a little.

[She starts walking down the rows of figurines, to where she knows the bunkers continue.]

If you're going to be a liability, you can stay here.

1/3

[deathboss]

[Okay fine, he holds up his hands in a time-out gesture. He's had enough of this shit this week.]

Look teach, this will seem weird, but just a week ago you were a guy! The most uptight students were suddenly smokin' and being delinquents and somehow anyone affected is convinced it's always been that way.

[He lets out a long sigh.]

2/3

[deathboss]

So y'know what? I ain't gonna argue with you if I'm tellin' the truth or not. It don't really matter, and it ain't important if you're a girl or a guy with what we're doing at hand. I'm sure you can kick ass whatever form your in.

But it did bother me for a bit, y'know?

3/3

[deathboss]

'Sides, if I did quit now, Michel couldn't forget himself for not going all the way! Do you hear that?

Let's get down all over this mystery!

[> Eikichi has joined your party.]

Re: 3/3

[showmeyourboobs]

[Okay, obviously, at least several students have been replaced by counterparts from an alternate universe. That's cool, that's fine. It doesn't stop her from looking at Eikichi like he's completely crazy, though.]

Maybe you've just been transplanted from an alternate universe where I'm a guy.

Re: 3/3

[deathboss]

To be honest, at this point I wouldn't bat an eye, so let's concentrate on the taste at hand, chica--sensei!

[He will not be broken by all these half beens and whatnots...there's a mystery to be solved and he won't let anything else get in his way!]

[showmeyourboobs]

One. Don't ever call me that again. Two. I reserve the right to send you home.

[Probably if he calls her that again. She waves him on to a trapdoor she found in the corner of the figurine room, popping it open and jumping into the darkened corridor below.]

You ever been this deep before?