[VOICE/TEXT]

[princessninja]

[WHAT'S THIS it's another mysterious post with no network username attached. NINJA MAGIC!??!?? Ninja magic. Astute observers might recognize the voice as belonging to Sheik.]

Don't go into the bunkers alone. I'm sure at least some of you are thinking it.

[Guess who went into the bunkers alone.]

I need someone more mechanically-minded than I to take a look at something.

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[Private secret text message to Daisy oh maaan]

There's a problem.

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Comments

[notstevejobs]

Is there some mechanical problem you need diagnosed?

[princessninja]

[god DAMN IT]

Something I found in the bunkers.

[notstevejobs]

I could, of course, have a look at it if you need an expert. My Identification Opera Glasses should be able to tell me quite a lot about whatever this mystery device is, at a mere glance.

[princessninja]

I believe it's some sort of explosive device.

[notstevejobs]

I hope you don't intend to use it. I'm an inventor for world peace. I'll disarm it, but I won't help you bring it back intact.

[princessninja]

They're already disarmed.

[notstevejobs]

If they are already disarmed, what do you need a mechanical specialist for?

[princessninja]

I need someone to dismantle it. Find out how it works.

[notstevejobs]

I could easily do this. But I want to know why you need to know how they work.

[princessninja]

You're a man of science. I'm not sure why you wouldn't want to know how they work.

[notstevejobs]

Your reply is conjecture, and ignores the heart of my initial query. Why do you need to know how they work, if they are inactive?

[princessninja]

I want to understand them so they or something similar can't be used against us.

[notstevejobs]

Then I will show you how to dismantle one.

[princessninja]

I've already found other assistance. Thank you for your time.