[Voice]

[fartgas]

[How did Izzy get a computer. Naoya. How is she using it. Naoya? Does she even know her own name at this point. It's Nao- no it's not. None of these things will be explained, there is only a voice post on the network from a mystery.]

Who.... Who did that to the broom room!!! It was super dark and cozy in there!

It was bad enough when people made sloppy make outs in there, but now the whole thing is just gross and wet and steamy.

Grrrrrosssssss.

Comments

Naoya though

[manforflowers]

You'll... have to explain, I'm afraid. Are you saying it's steamy from all the illicit kissing? Has everyone been doing this?! Is that possible?!

I was wondering why the hallway seemed more humid all of a sudden...

[fartgas]

I don't... I don't think that's it unless everyone is splooshing enough to fill the whole place with liquids.

[...]

...Eeeeeeeerrrghghgh.

[manforflowers]

Whole place... SPLOOSHING? There's splooshing?!

[You're breaking his stupid tiny mind.]

[fartgas]

Disgusting amounts of splooshing.

[manforflowers]

I have to know - nay, I need to know.

How.

HOW.

Voice

[mohawk_tomahawk]

[People did what?]

I would also like to know. That room was where I kept my supplies.

[fartgas]

[You know what they did.]

It was the good one for napping. And your stuff, I guess.

Now it is a sweltering pool of despair.

[mohawk_tomahawk]

I would have, in the past, asked the "how" but there is little point to that now. I want to know "why".

[Else he would get a headache.]

It was without my consent, in any case.

[He didn't like you saying you liked to nap in it and people randomly going in but it was the lessor of evils than stripping it away entirely.]

[fartgas]

[Like you'd ever notice a ball of gas while you were making- working.]

Does anything happen around here with consent.

[sixextraseconds]

dark room C O Z Y
?
unit has dark room
subject requires facilities
?

[fartgas]

I'm gonna say yes.

[sixextraseconds]

AE04
dark room
fuse boxes also
C O Z Y
!

[fartgas]

Fuseboxes, huh. I could get behind fuseboxes.

[Video]

[deathboss]

[HE KNOWS THAT VOICE.]

HEY! IT'S YOU! Izzy, right? The Bat girl!

[Video 2/2]

[deathboss]

Wait, what's that about gross and wet and steamy?!

[Oh great now he's gotta go investigate.]

[voice]

[fartgas]

Bat who.

[????]

But yeah. Super gross.

[voice]

[deathboss]

Izzy. I remember since it reminded me of Izzy Stradlin from Gun N Roses... [Music nerd.]

You sound like her, but it could just be the voice recording thing, chica. She was a Pokemon...but let's forget that if she's not you.

What's your name, babe?

[raced_god]

Go to class.

[fartgas]

I thought that was for students.

[raced_god]

Are you a student?

[fartgas]

... I don't think so.

[forgetbeam]

Somebody turned one of the supply closets into a bath house overnight. That's strange enough, but worst of all is there seems to be no division between a men's side and a women's side!

[fartgas]

Bath... House...

[There was a moment of eerie, staticy silence as Izzy contemplated a bath house and what that was. After a bit, she was somewhat confident in that she knew what it was, so she knew exactly what she needed to say.]

Ohhhh you're afraid the girls are gonna think your dick is tiny.

[forgetbeam]

[SPUTTERING

WHY WOULD YOU

IS THIS THAT "ASIAN GUYS WITH TINY DICKS" STEREOTYPE MAX WAS TALKING ABOUT]

W-wh-what are you--?! No! No, it's because it's completely immoral to allow mixed bathing in a school environment!

[GOD... DAMN... He is so thrown off by that unexpected turn of conversation. Help.]

[fartgas]

What's immoral about it?