Scout [RED] (
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smashacademy2013-02-16 02:36 pm
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{THREE} - [Video] Scout's Valentine? Maybe?
[Backdated to the 14th, of course.]
[Scout clicks on the feed and smiles, making sure to show off as many teeth as possible.]
I'm gonna make this quick 'cause I'm so busy 'n all ...
But which lucky lady wants t'take up the offer'a bein' my Valentine?
I know I'm gonna get a lotta responses, so don't be disappointed if I don't pick ya. There's always next year, right?
[Scout clicks on the feed and smiles, making sure to show off as many teeth as possible.]
I'm gonna make this quick 'cause I'm so busy 'n all ...
But which lucky lady wants t'take up the offer'a bein' my Valentine?
I know I'm gonna get a lotta responses, so don't be disappointed if I don't pick ya. There's always next year, right?
[ text ]
should he be evil?
he's going to be evil. let's see, what is a grotesque creature he can utilize to scare this one an ample amount...? ]
Hello, fruit of my loins. I am a sixty-four year old Probopass looking for a lover.
Please do me in every available orifice.
Thank you.
[ ok.
... now what possessed him to do that?
idk. he was bored. ultimate life's gotta do something to occupy his free time. ]
[ text ]
Of course, he spells like shit, so...]
what
what the fuck is a probopass and
also that is way 2 old i cant even begin 2 process this
who is this
who typed this shit n sent it 2 me
its not funny
[ text ]
Tempted on aborting now. ]
You asked for a lady, so you got a lady. :)
Here is a photo of me:
Please don't discriminate. I promise that I'm a good time. ;)
[ He then attaches a phone number. That phone number may or may not be Sonic.
Actually, no.
It is. ]
[ text ] this is great
a giant rock with a stache
what is wrong with you
i am not calling that number.
[ text ]
Oh, yes, and I am also very hard right now.
[ Oh, this one is such an easy target. ]
[ text ]
i am not going 2 respond anymore
leave me alone
weirdo.
[ text ]
Do enjoy reveling in your baseless logic. It will surely take you places.
[ ... Though, he is pretty funny to mess with. ]
[ text ]
alright
thats it
im callin ur number and were gonna duke it out
nobody messes with me and gets away with it
[ text ]
Bring it on.
[ He's sorry, Sonic.
Except not. ]