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Scout [RED] ([personal profile] quickly) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-02-16 02:36 pm

{THREE} - [Video] Scout's Valentine? Maybe?

[Backdated to the 14th, of course.]

[Scout clicks on the feed and smiles, making sure to show off as many teeth as possible.]

I'm gonna make this quick 'cause I'm so busy 'n all ...

But which lucky lady wants t'take up the offer'a bein' my Valentine?

I know I'm gonna get a lotta responses, so don't be disappointed if I don't pick ya. There's always next year, right?
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ a likely story.)

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[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-02-17 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ haha oh wow

should he be evil?

he's going to be evil. let's see, what is a grotesque creature he can utilize to scare this one an ample amount...?
]

Hello, fruit of my loins. I am a sixty-four year old Probopass looking for a lover.

Please do me in every available orifice.

Thank you.


[ ok.

... now what possessed him to do that?

idk. he was bored. ultimate life's gotta do something to occupy his free time.
]
coruskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀᴏᴋɪ@ᴘɪxɪᴠ. (✗ oh. my neopet died.)

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[personal profile] coruskate 2013-02-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DEAR GOD A CHATSPEAKER. Nope. Wrong. WRONG. It reminded him of Sonic. Ergh. Ergh.

Tempted on aborting now.
]

You asked for a lady, so you got a lady. :)

Here is a photo of me:



Please don't discriminate. I promise that I'm a good time. ;)


[ He then attaches a phone number. That phone number may or may not be Sonic.

Actually, no.

It is.
]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ʟᴜᴊᴊɪ@ᴅᴀ. (✘ oh how bold you are.)

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[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-02-19 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
How dare you attack me with your patriarchy's implementation into society? My hair is all natural! It is not disgusting or repulsing. It is my body, my choice.

Oh, yes, and I am also very hard right now.


[ Oh, this one is such an easy target. ]
coruskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ʀᴏᴏᴛ8ʙᴇᴀᴛ@ᴅᴀ. (✗ i might be impressed.)

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[personal profile] coruskate 2013-02-20 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And you are a blatant idiot with no regard for varied creatures, let alone women.

Do enjoy reveling in your baseless logic. It will surely take you places.


[ ... Though, he is pretty funny to mess with. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ such a gorgeous gem...)

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[personal profile] obfuskate 2013-02-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes.

Bring it on.


[ He's sorry, Sonic.

Except not.
]