smashacademy | [audio/action] WHAT CAME FROM ALL THAT SPACE

[WHERE HAS SAMUS BEEN? Samus has been pretty darn MIA for a while, but as quietly as she's left, she has returned. Her efforts at hunting down Mysterious Gentleman sometime last month have frustratingly yielded little progress, and her space mission ~~to-be-later-detailed~~ otherwise went without a hitch. It was super exciting and galactic tabloids are probably still going on about a very mysteriously blown up space station, but now she's almost looking forward to a little downtime again, even if that involves teaching in a crazy school.

Besides, there's a few loose strings down here planet-side too. Namely Love Hotel and Drug related strings...]

I'm gone for a few weeks and I come back to refrigerators in the hallways, rampant vandalism, shared dreams, and apparently Jin's hair was bright pink at some point.

Never change, Smash Academy. [There is enough sarcasm in here to choke a space whale.]

I suppose it would be in bad taste to start taking bets as to what to expect for Halloween this year...

At least the weather's still tolerable...

[Private audio message to one (1) Captain Falcon, 95% unhackable. ~~Someone's fingers slipped.~~]

Douglas. [Yes this message is backdated a bit to when she first returned.] ...Why is there a cup of urine in the cabinet?

[/Private]

[And here's an ACTION bit for you action-interaction preferring types; if you know Samus well, tolerable weather means tried and true bike-washing weather, and miss anti-social Samus can be found in the school's parking lot with a hose, a soapy bucket and sponge, and her motorbike. She's enjoying that weather while it remains, and the peace and quiet that comes with it. OR DOES IT...?]

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[ he totally hacked that message and now he regrets it. wtf man ]

The fridges weren't so bad.

[That's what you get for prying into the very secret life of Miss Aran.]

And I suppose you think the awful smell from the forgotten food inside wasn't so bad either?

[ bet the urine smells worse... ]

Nobody said you had to open them.

What if my lunch was in there?

[Not that she keeps her lunch on campus anymore--she's learned that's completely foolish, but she won't miss a beat to bust his balls about it.]

Well in that case, how about I pay for your lunch instead. It must be spoilt already.

[ he's so good at this asking out thing. ]

You're asking me out to lunch.

[SUPER DEADPAN.]

Is that a problem?

[ ALSO SUPER DEADPAN. ]

[unsure if trolling or ulterior motives or just plain stupid or actually trying to make amends]

You're asking me out to lunch after you purposefully blocked a path to my classroom and otherwise left a terrible first impression.

[Adam you'd better sweeten the deal.]

Hey, don't put me down like that, that's kinda mean. It's taken me long enough to find the courage to approach you. Did you never find yourself acting weird in front of somebody attractive before?

[ that makes sense yes of course it does ]

[She's not being mean; she's giving him a chance to make a fool of himself.]

It's kind of difficult assessing what constitutes acting normal and what constitutes acting weird for a guy I met moving refrigerators and vending machines around the hallway.

Or is that all you do?

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[ Same thing. ]

It's part of my job, okay? I can't tell you more than that - unless we get to know each other better.

[ Adam, god, you are so smooth with the ladies. ]

[oooohhhh so mysterious weird sunglasses appliance moving guy you're trying really hard.]

And if I hold you to that?

[This sounds vaguely more like a threat than a proposition. NO GAMES, ADAM.]

[ Pffft he GOT THIS. ]

I'll manage.

No games.

[Or you'll be managing with her foot lodged so far up your ass you'll be coughing up boot buckles.]

It's not a date. You owe me lunch, that's all.

Who was talking about a date?

I just wanted to pay you a meal.

[ so smug. ]

[UGH THAT SMUG]

Stop being cute.

[You're not cute. Stop it.]

Or what?

[ bring itttt lady. ]

You're pushing your luck.

[UGH WE'RE GOING TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT AND I'M ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE MEAL AND I'M ONLY GOING TO EAT A QUARTER OF IT.]

[ that's cool with him. he's stolen enough money to be able to afford it ;D ]

I'll pick you up tonight at eight.

[ and then it was suddenly dinner...... and rick wept bitter tears of agony. ]

[HHGHGHHGNNN I'M BITTER AND JEALOUS]

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[audio] WOW THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR LMAO

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[audio] maybe he can owe her a drink next time too

[audio] lolo

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