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[pikabitch]

[Yeahhh, so where has Chika been since the whole Cupid fiasco? Well, unlike the others she didn't get beamed by the bots oh no, but yet she still encountered her own problem. In the form of a snake and her lips attached to her own. Which, basically had the poor Pikachu locked herself even more longer than intended. Playing Mineshaft.]

anyone got a video game to recommend? kinda got bored with this mineshit.

[Just... destroying the land in the servers kinda gets to you like that. Yes.]

Comments

[whirlwind_wolfman]

It's called 'Go do something outside'.

[pikabitch]

screw you.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

It's a bit pathetic, isn't it? To be wasting time with those things instead of doing something out in the real world where you actually LIVE. You're a Monster, aren't you? It's not natural for you to spend too much time inside.

[pikabitch]

fuck you, i've been up for this for a few weeks, i can go up forever if i want.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

A few weeks? Blimey. That's a disgrace. You couldn't keep me inside that long for any amount of money... I'd be clawing the walls within a few days. Literally.

[pikabitch]

we all have our reasons, fucking furface.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Cikey, you say fuck a great deal. And need I remind you that your own face is something akin to a baby chickens arse when you're not pretending to be Human. Yellow, fuzzy and unpleasantly puckered most of the time.

[pikabitch]

and that's something to say before something like- oh i dunno, a great blackout happens.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Oh no a blackout. So I can't turn on the lights or use the computer or watch television. Alas, whatever shall I do with myself?

Oh. That's right. Go out-fucking-side.

[pikabitch]

it won't be the only thing that goes out for long

[whirlwind_wolfman]

Oh? What else are you implying might go out? I am dying to know.

[pikabitch]

oh would you like to help me? i'm sure there's a store who needs a new set of fur for sale

[whirlwind_wolfman]

You want me to help you turn yourself into one half of a pair of fur slippers? I would, but the Headmaster may not look kindly on the taxidermy of little yellow students.

[pikabitch]

i'm pretty he'd be more than happy if i skin off a mangy mutt and sell him off for school funds.

[whirlwind_wolfman]

My fur is too shaggy and uneven to be useful. Yours on the other hand is plush and brightly colored. Like a childrens toy. And if I skinned you, I'd get to eat the ooey gooey deliciousness inside. It would be a win-win for everyone involved.

[rivalkidneypunch]

I could always rec a couple fightin' games.

And by "fightin' games" I mean "I just punch you like sixteen times".

[pikabitch]

i could say the same, i'm pretty sure you'd still be a reel for the guys just like you were for the girls

once i'm done electrocuting that sorry excuse of a dick of yours.

[rivalkidneypunch]

You're welcome to try, Bite-size.

[pikabitch]

what's the matter? you afraid trying on dresses and skirts?

[rivalkidneypunch]

If you're tryin' some kinda reverse psychology crap, then it ain't gonna work. Like hell I'm playin' dress-up with the likes of you.

[pikabitch]

who wants to play dress-up with a dickface who probably has hairy legs anyways.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Is... that s'posed to be an insult? Hairy legs are kinda a thing most dudes are s'posed to have.

[pikabitch]

have you seen Red's roommate, that guy can work a maid-dress

maybe it is but you're too much of a dumbass to realize it.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Man, even your insults are shittier than usual. I didn't even think it was possible to half-ass bein' a little bitch.

[pikabitch]

the hell are you talking about, i'm not half-assing

PSHHT I'M NOT CONCERNED.

[punchwaves]

...Are you alright, Chika?

NO OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT

[pikabitch]

where the hell did you get the idea i'm not?

IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE ABOUT YOU OR ANYTHING

[punchwaves]

I dunno, I haven't seen you around or whatever.

W-WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER

[pikabitch]

what're you talking about, i've been around.

WELL I'M GLAD THE FEELING'S MUTUAL...

[punchwaves]

When's the last time you left your dorm?

WELL GOOD SO WE CAN JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER....

[pikabitch]

i leave all the time

YEAH... GOOD...

[punchwaves]

Oh. Well...

If you need someone to talk to about whatever... You can, like, come see me. If you want. Whatever.

[pikabitch]

i'll keep that in mind, mer

[punchtheflowers]

Chika, what's going on.

[pikabitch]

what's with the 'what's going on'

[punchtheflowers]

I'm worried 'bout you and I'm not gonna dance around the issue.

[pikabitch]

i'm fine

[punchtheflowers]

You're not fine.

I know you don't wanna talk t'me, but I just wanna know how to help you.

[pikabitch]

it's fucking shit, it's fucking dumb and it's none of your business

you'd be better off finding me a new video game to play instead

[punchtheflowers]

If it's buggin' you, then it's not stupid.

I sold most've mine on craigslist markslist t'make some money. I just got one left, and it's a co-op.

[pikabitch]

fine give it to me, play it with i guess if you're up for that shit

[punchtheflowers]

'Course I'd be. You think I'd turn down the chance t'shoot some zombies?

It's on console though, not the computer. [Which means you'd have to leave your room to play it in the common rooms~]

[pikabitch]

you know what, forget it

[Fuck. She isn't going to fall for that. Nope, she's staying in her fortress, kthnx.]

[punchicebergs]

You should get some fresh air and enjoy the nice weather...

[pikabitch]

i have and done, it's dull, i'm gonna play video games