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[ after a few attempts to figure this network out (mostly involving threatening the IT staff), here's Navarre. He looks slightly annoyed and someone amused at the same time, but at least he looks nice. He's got some gorgeous long hair too and a long red robe, visible as he stands some distance from the web cam (else he'd break another on and probably yell at the IT staff again). ]

Interesting device. Hardly practical as it can't even withstand a small strike from a blade. Hmph.

Anyway. My job here is to teach a blades class. Students. Don't slack off or you might lose a finger. I am not responsible for idiocy.

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You're gonna teach a class and you can't even figure out a simple as shit system like this? Oh aren't we just blessed!

[Hello teacher, have one of the resident ~~bitches~~ troublemakers.]

Don't put words in my mouth.

[ oh dear, this'll be interesting! ]

Would you prefer something else put into your mouth?

[Charlise is the most mature.]

I'd rather you didn't.

[ and she's egging on a guy who has a soft spot for women. oh dear. ]

Oh well... your no fun. The hell are you, one of those goody two-shoes? I suppose I SHOULD cut ya some slack considering you're new here and shit.

[Kitty... you're not that old, in fact, you're pretty damn new to the school still!]

But hey, maybe with more combat classes we'll start seeing more of these losers actually doing the SMASH in Smash Academy honor and sending some scrubs over to the nurse or some shit.

Goody two-shoes? Not on your life.

[ like 3 days new. ]

Slackers might not live through class.

Oh?

[Okay, peaked interest.]

So what? Do you actually DO something about people slacking? Not just give the fucks a passing grade or be all soft and shit and help?

Maybe your class might be interesting if anything to watch shit go down.

[And if someone actually got hurt or worse? That added a morbid excitement to it]

I don't care about grades. If they're useless, then I'll give them some "motivation" courtesy of my blade. And if they really piss me off, they might not leave the classroom alive.

Oh color me changed baby~

I think I might have pegged you wrong, unless you're all talk. I might need to check the class out for sure!

I don't make false claims.

Good then, hope ya don't disappoint either.

Heh. We'll see.

Oh goodie. Someone else obsessed with swords. Never bring a sword to a gun fight, I always say.

[ he is not pleased with you. ]

Right. Whatever. I'm not interested in gun fights.

Playin' with live blades, eh? Sounds like a fun time.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Are all pointy objects allowed to the parrrty, or are ya just fancyin' swords, hmm?

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Depends on what you have in mind.

I'm a knife man myself, but I been eyein' a new toy...

Think of it as a surrrprise if I drop in~!

A close-range man.

That might serve for some entertainment.

That's me~! I'm always after some fun.

What about you, I wonderrr?

I'd get bored otherwise.

[ see that sword he has? it's nice blood red. ] I like to let my sword do the talking.

Oooh, flashy~! Verrry dramatic.

I think we'll get on swimmingly, kid.

Good. I hate being bored.

[This is...

Really quite glorious. Marth knows Navarre from what he'd deem paces and paces away. If there were any doubt, then the voice and the unenthused tone gives it away.]

Navarre! When did you get here?

[Oh, well, well. It seems in the midst of saving princesses Marth's been neglecting the network...]

A few days ago. Surprised to see you here. I thought you would still be preaching peace and whatever back home.

Beg pardon?

[Marth blinks.]

Just how long has it been since you have seen me?

A week, probably.

Really... How... interesting. For I believe it has been at least two years since I have seen you. You really do not look at all different.

How does the academy fare for you, then?

Hold up. Two years? You can't be serious.

I most certainly am. How is it that you doubt me?

Because I saw you last week when everyone split up.

I have heard that it is possible to see others from timelines differing from your own. It may come as a surprise, but the Marth you saw last week is not the same Marth here now.

..... Right. If you say so.

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