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smashacademy2011-12-08 04:35 pm
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Alright, kiddos, it's the Christmas season, and since I'm feeling jolly this time of year, there'll be drink sales until the 25th down at Wildkat.
Today's sale is buy one, get one half off of drinks. Until I say otherwise.
...So, hurry in.
I hope all Novembers aren't going to be like that.
Today's sale is buy one, get one half off of drinks. Until I say otherwise.
...So, hurry in.
I hope all Novembers aren't going to be like that.
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Rough November, huh?
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I'll learn how to deal.
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It gets better!
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It already is.
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[goose more happened than that you silly]
Would I qualify for these drinks?
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[but for now that's good enough.]
Do you have cash? Cause, kid, that's the only thing you need.
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You think I've got cash?
[answer: very yes]
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Yeah, I've got the cash. Lots of it. There, there's your answer.
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Lucky you, since you're the one I'm spending it on. Hope you got good quality Bacardi.
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You can't have some place around here without booze. It's law.
[actually it isn't but he's a guard maybe he can get away with claiming it is!!]
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I'll just use your cafe for a sitting place and bring my own booze.
[Maybe spike customers' drinks in the process.]
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I like something that I can drop a spoon into and watch it stand straight for a second or two. Y'dig?
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[He drops a spoon in and it stands straight for five seconds before dropping.]
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You serve me something like that, you can count on my custom.
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[Pause.]
You are the one who runs a cafe, am I right? My memory seems to be unbearably fuzzy on the details of your establishment, I apologise.
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Yup, that would be me. What kind of details are you interested in?
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Would you be against the idea of sullying your beverages with something of an intoxicating nature then?
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