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Hello, Smash Academy. My name's Daroach, and I'm the leader of the Squeaks.

Now, to business... I'd been told that I had an impostor running around here, but it seems I'm too late to actually encounter him. Whatever damage he may have done is in no way my responsibility, but I feel that I have to apologize anyway. If there's any way I can make amends, please let me know!

On a side note: I couldn't help but notice there's a treasure hunting club here.... Might I ask how often and when it operates?

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Squeaks? That's the sound a mouse makes!

[He flicks the feed on, and tugs on his hat.] Correct. That would be because we are, in fact, mice.

Wow!

I don't see that many mouse Pokemon around here!

[Sorry, DarDar, you are being welcomed by a little kid DEAL WITH IT.]

Er... I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm not familiar with that term you used. "Pokemon", was it?

I'm a Pokemon!

...So you're not a Pokemon then?

[He looked...saddened and embarrassed. He knows of barely any other creatures than what he is, give him a break. If you understand/can.]

Oh...Sorry.

No, don't be. I'm not from the same planet, so it would stand to reason that I wouldn't understand.

So... what IS a Pokemon?

A Pokemon is what I am?

[Don't worry, he'll talk more about it.]

We're from this far away place and we get to train with people to be really strong!

Hm... I see. I'll be sure to look into it. Thank you anyway, erm...

Skarmory! I'm Skarmory, mister!

Skarmory, then. See you later!

Huh.... yeah. I knew Professor Daroach... he taught Survival Skills, has a wife and kids (Who he told me he cheated on.) and was.... pretty hot and cold. Kinda OK one day, telling you to piss off the next. I was OK with him, I guess. We eventually came to kinda an understanding.

Anyhow! My Girlfriend Goombella and I are the students who organize Treasure Hunting club and Brock is our Staff member liason guy. We haven't met that often, even though the club has been around a while. Finding places to go where no students are gonna die can be a challenge! My name is Knuckles, by the way.

Oh dear... Doesn't really sound anything like me. Dare I ask how late I am?

I see. Well, I don't want to sound condescending or anything, but I've always felt you had to earn the reward, meaning that sometimes you do have to take risks. At any rate, well met, Knuckles. I'll do what I can to locate any potential spots.

Oh, geeze... uhh... year? More? I honestly don't recall. Looooong time ago, though.

And beleive me - I agree. I've hunted in some of the most dangerous ruins and they always surprise me. However, we've got a range of ages and abilities to think of and only so many people to look after the younger or less able kids. I don't want anyone gettin' hurt on my watch.

Tch! I didn't think it took THAT long to get here... But maybe that's for the better.

Might I suggest, then, that you divide the members into groups based on their skill level?

What? You were gonna chase him off or whatever?

Nah. Better to keep everyone together. That way the younger and less able folks can learn from the more experienced ones, and it's a better group activity that way anyhow. If I'm really in the mood for some Hunting of a more dangerous kind, I can take care of that on my own or with anyone else who's got the stones and ability to take it on. This is more of a fun time for everyone.

You could say words would be exchanged. [And probably slapfights, too.]

Hm, that is rather limiting, then. Well, thanks anyway, Knuckles. Give me a call if you're ever in need of the latter.

Welcome to Smash Academy, Daroach. I am Rhys of Team Green Oak.

A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

The pleasure is mine. Tell me, Rhys... what sort of team is it that you speak of?

It is a Pokemon Team. Green is a Gym Leader in the Kanto region, somewhere far from here.

Pokemon teams are used in combat against other Pokemon trainer's teams. A gym leader is above and beyond your average trainer. They hand out 'badges', which are a sign of prestige and power.

[This mini lesson brought to you by Rhys talking to much.]

[Well, you're more informative than Skarmory, so that's a start.]

Pokemon, as in the little one up there mentioned? Other than that, I think I get it...

Indeed. There are many Pokemon at this school, various species, each with their own traits and habits. And of course, then there is each one's individual personality as well. Pokemon are just as intelligent as human beings, or whatever mice person you appear to be.

Who are 'the Squeaks'?

We hunt treasure throughout the cosmos. That's who we are.

And you are?

Sounds impressive.

My name is Eli. I'm a student here.

Indeed. A pleasure to meet you, Miss Eli.

Wait, how the...

Okay.

You ain't gonna freeze me and try to kill me, are you?

Not unless I become possessed by Dark Matter or the like, which isn't very likely to happen. I hope.

I presume that my impostor threatened something along those lines?

Right. Good. Dunno what a Dark Matter is, but that doesn't matter.

Your impostor was whiny and batshit, and that's putting it lightly. You don't seem much like him, so we're good.

The name's Goose, and I'm one of the guards. Pleasure.

[A much, much larger pleasure.]

Ah. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

The pleasure is mine.

Yeah, you should be, 'cause your existence is at fault here.

... naw, I'm kidding. Anyway, to make amends, you'll just have to deal with me observing you for a few days while you're on campus. You know, to make sure you're an okay guy and all before I give a full OK. Deal?

I was about to say... Sure. I don't see how that would be a problem.

Right, right. Then if you see a guy with tall blond hair in sunglasses just skulkin' behind you?

Don't pay him much mind.

[Nabooru was going to touch on the dealio with the treasure hunting club, but she sees Knuckles has already gotten onto that boat, so...

Onward to other things evidently!]

I was unaware we had any impostors at the academy. Who would want to become a doppleganger for someone with a title of 'Leader of the Squeaks' anyway?

[That doesn't sound very impressive, Daroach.]

[If he's offended, he's ignoring it.] Captain is my title, actually. From what I've been told, he was acting as though he had nothing to do with us, and was generally an unpleasant fellow. I'd just like to mend whatever damage he's done.

Well. I've never heard of him, so whatever he did, couldn't have been that bad. People forget about all of the bad in three seconds anyway.

Oh dear. Is poor memory really that common?

[the point

daroach's head]

[............
Nabooru doesn't even...]

No. I was exaggerating.

Oh, I see. Excuse me, miss.

Nabooru.

[Because she doesn't go for that 'miss' stuff.]

I'm the dance instructor here. What is it that you're intending to do? Aside from the Treasure Hunting Club.

[Why is there another talking animal here...]

Um... so what's a "Squeak" exactly?

Who, not what, sir. We're a group of treasure hunters who happen to be mice.

Oh. Uh. Okay. That's good to know then.

You seem confused about something.

What? No, I'm not. I'm just... tired.

It's nice to meet you, though. I'm Phoenix Wright, the political science instructor.

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