❄ 1st Snowflake ❄

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Hello once again, Smash Academy. I am Kojiro, Red's Lapras. This year, I will be the school's Psychologist. If you have any worries or problems, please do not hesitate to contact me over the network or come to my office. I believe you will find the atmosphere to be quite relaxing.

I hope you all have a good school year.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Right. Except would only end with your own horn lodged up your small intestine.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

You do forget, I know water moves...

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You forget, I don't give a fuck.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

We'll see.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're forgettin' two things, buddy.
1: I'm packin' two different moves that count as super effective against your unfortunately-typed ass.
B: It ain't gonna look too good if the school's psychiatrist goes around tryin' to drown an Obviously Troubled Student. You're in a position of authority and shit now, dude. Learn to set a goddamn example.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I will say it was for the better. I'm sure everyone will understand.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Then I'd kindly like to suggest that the horn shoved up the wrong end of your digestive tract is also for the best. Hell, I'm at least as qualified as you to be playin' shrink. I might as well diagnose you with Chronic Assface Syndrome while I'm at it.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I'll have to get that looked into... Surely there must be a cure for it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Kojiro. It's terminal.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

What ever shall I do?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

All you can do is prepare for the inevitable. Assface is indeed a heartless mistress.

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I'm doomed.