Important Chicken Notice

[crystal_ballin]

Bessie, Bownessie, Champ, Igopogo, Issie, Kingstie, Nessie, Manipogo, Memphre, Muckie, Selma and Sharlie the pullet-hens are really doing well in their coop, but I was wondering if anyone else wanted to help raise them, dude? I can set up a rotating chicken-caretaker schedule. ⋋(◍’Θ’◍)⋌

Jo-sensei made 90% of helped me make the coop. ( ᐛ )و It's beautiful.

It's not that I don't love taking care of chickens, dude, but I think that taking care of chickens is something that everyone should enjoy. (•ө•)♡ They're all super well behaved and they all know their names and love hugs.

If anybody else out there is a fowl fancier who wants to experience the simple joy of raising hens, contact me. I can hook you up with the chickens of your dreams, dude. Do you know the taste of a farm-fresh egg floating in your tsukimi udon, dude? It's the taste of satisfaction. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Comments

[magicdancer]

[The rotten egg was normal too. Normal things tend not to happen to Shantae.]

Just one question though... What's tsukimi udon?

A better translation would be "moon viewing" or "moon looking," Hagakure

[crystal_ballin]

Oh, uh, hot wheat noodles in broth with green onions and an egg floated in on top so it's just barely cooked, and the yolk is still runny. Tsukimi means "moon look" so it's supposed to look like the moon sitting in your bowl, dude.

[magicdancer]

...I don't think the moon looks anything like an egg, or vice versa, but that DOES sound good.

[crystal_ballin]

The yolk is round and shining like a golden moon, dude. And it is good. Very good.

[magicdancer]

I thought the moon was silver.

[crystal_ballin]

Sometimes it's yellow?

[magicdancer]

Except when it's blue.