[video]

[fakespeech]

[The feed turns on with a shadowy figure floating in the seat. Two beady eyes blink once before giving a wave at the screen with its bubbly arm. Small bits of shadowy dust can be seen floating around the shadowy figure, and two distinctive things other than the smiling, drooling face are the question mark on its head as well as the glowing light on its chest area.]

Hello there! This place is called Smash Academy, right? My name is Ecolo!

Oh, I noticed weird shadow things around! Weird, isn't it~? I wonder what they are~!

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[Action]

[fakespeech]

[Ecolo's a tad faster and he successfully gets Yarne's ears and gives a light tug.]

[Action]

[bunnyfears]

Gah! Stop it, that HURTS!!

[Yarne squirms around helplessly, too afraid that if he moves away and this thing doesn't let go then his ear will just get torn right off.]

[Action]

[fakespeech]

Mister Bunny goes flap-flap~!

[Ecolo makes flapping motions with Yarne's ears before letting them go.]

Ears won't fall off that easily~! But I guess from the looks of it you can't fly around with them...

[Action]

[bunnyfears]

[Yarne just kind of rubs the tips of his ears, whimpering a little pathetically.]

They're ears, not wings! I know they're long and all, but I'm a rabbit! Not a bird!

[Action]

[fakespeech]

What a bummer. Flying around is pretty fun, you know~! Would you like to fly around? I can try to carry you around and you can flap your ears~!

[Action]

[bunnyfears]

Uh. That sounds kind of, um. Completely terrifying??? And like you'd probably end up dropping me and I'd die? So yeah, I'm fine staying on the ground, thanks.

[Action]

[fakespeech]

Oh...

[Ecolo makes a frown, looking down. He just wanted to have fun...]

No, I don't think I want to have my first friend in this world to die from falling from the sky...

[Action]

[bunnyfears]

Yeah! It's way too dangerous, so I'll just be staying on the ground, thanks. Rabbits were never meant to fly!

[Action]

[fakespeech]

Better yet, I can make sure I don't drop you~! That way it'll be safer, right~?

Rabbits should learn to fly! It'll be amazing~!