Sonny... I woulda gave you a job in the Orange Star Army. And you could have been doin' training with Vinnie when he was here. Weight lifting and joggin', too. Get you down to like 20% bodyfat, and big as a house.

You wouldn't have to work for some other army. I mean, I'm a little bit hurt that you didn't come ask to be in my army if you wanted an army job.