HE'S MAKIN A LIST CHECKIN IT TWICE

[raced_god]

[spoiler alert falcon cares about exactly three of you]

Football Team: Everyone gets a tiny box of chocolates. Go wild. Don't tell Max.
Max: Falcon re-gifts the tub of protein. Fancy new lifting straps. Fancy new tank tops.
Pit: Yeah a scarf sounds good. Maybe a YELLOW ONE who knows.
Dachora: Who even takes care of you, strange bird-child? Your planet is exploded. Do you even have a coat? Have...a coat.
Bowser: An ass-kickin' to be redeemed when you least expect it.
Snake: Also an ass-kickin', also to be redeemed when you least expect it.
Cid: Booze.
Megaweapon: IS A GOOD DOG. WHAT A GOOD DOG. She gets a new doge bed and socks.
Samus: Shitty bargain bin action movies (it's tradition). Falcon naked on the sofa with his dick in a box. Popcorn. Couch cuddles. The standard parts/tools/fancy things/turtle wax for gunship/bike/whatever mechanical project she is working on at this time. Bad Dragon dildos. Champagne. A baby leash. A MODEST-SIZED PICTURE FRAME that has probably the only existing photo documentation of them in the same vicinity ever that isn't from Rainbow Clone Rampage 2011 (which doesn't count because the pictures were in the paper and she was in a robot suit and he was a shirtless on-fire hobo). It is probably them being dumb on the couch from like last Christmas or something (WHO EVEN TOOK IT it was the dog) and this is probably a Big Deal for someone who makes a point of keeping zero personal mementos. One (1) coupon for a night out to the restaurant of her choosing. Socks in his size.

Comments

[tank_rockarms]

::Yessss, lifting straps, you really do care.::

[ihateplumbers]

::Sorry, not my size. Maybe you could use it, though.::

[loveisbloominginmypants]

[Falcon, you cock.]

[raw_angel_power]

[OMG does the yellow scarf trail behind all badass in the wind, this is important]

herpderp I'm indeed suck at gift lists this year. ACTION TIME GO.

[icequeen_aran]

[Look at all these beautiful Falcon gifts and AH. AH this memento. This memento is also a Very Big Deal to someone like her as she also typically keeps zero of them. Sure, she's kept the refrigerator drawings and maybe one or two other things but they're squirreled away in a box, trying not to be a painful memory. This photo is a good memory. It is a good picture even if it is some dumb goofy couch selfie of them in their underpants or something.

She will treasure this and put it by the bed stand after she cleared off the last empty beer that somehow eluded Falcon's vision. So she can look at it for those times they're out and about doing their own independent thing. Yes. That will do nicely.

The socks can go to Megaweapon though.

...A FEW DAYS LATER after enjoying some Christmas and post-Christmas firehouse cuddles and movie watching, she ventures out to the school to collect her holiday booty. Samus returns with; a bottle of scotch, that Pink Faberge Egg Clock she's going to take out back and blow up, a nice mug from Ishimaru, traditional sets-the-scale-15-pounds-off cookies and sweets from Bulba probably, voucher trip to hotsprings tucked in her pocket, whatever she got from Dachora and Jeff and whoever else may or may not be making a specific gift list this year but typically gets her things... maybe flowery girly bath soaps from Phoenix again. Ghost tears from Adam and Ian.

So she comes in the door with her arms full; not exactly able to hide any of this nor does she try.

The white flowers are probably precariously balanced on top of the pile.]