SANTA JOCK IS COMIN' TO TOWN

[flamejock]

Blue - All of Jock's Love and Devotion.
Blue - A letter that details all of his love and devotion to you and descriptions of how much he loves her and would do anything for her and is so sorry for all of his mistakes and also he loves her so much.
Blue - A "Muscles Jock" t-shirt that is evidently some sort of merchandise for internet videos that your puppy is in? It's autographed.
Lame Roommate Creepy von Smileface - You get a journal that you can write in because Jock sees you like books but doesn't know what kind of books you actually like, so you can write your own.
Jolt - You get a t-shirt with a Jolteon face on it and a coupon good for any large mammal you want taken down for an episode of Epic Pokemealtime.
Mondo - You get a canister of tennis balls and a one-year subscription to Cycle World
Hajime - You get a book on Growlithes that Jock thought you'd like and some long, woolen underwear for when you ice skate.
Trashman - Hershel, you get a picture book (wow, look at all the pictures!) and a jar of vegemite because it's food but it smells like death and Jock thinks you might like that.
Secret Santa Vinnie - lol grass type Vinnie you get a one-year subscription to Organic Gardening Magazine and a tank-top with a Bulbasaur face on it

Comments

ridiculously late response to gifts

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

[Oh, hey, this is awesome! He's gonna thank Jock later with these tennis balls, because what do you do with tennis balls? Play fetch.]