butterbelieveamanspromise: (Foof in mah mouf)
大和田紋土 ([personal profile] butterbelieveamanspromise) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy 2013-10-20 07:44 am (UTC)

[Mondo turns around to find his bed, which, at first glance, doesn't seem out of place with the covers pulled over haphazardly like that.]

Done what?

[Despite asking this question he heads over to the bed and examines it. As he pulls the sheets away to reveal the buttery deed, he tries to form words at first but only comes up with a croak at first. Then, he gets mad.]

What kinda shitty prank is this?! Were they expectin' me to get slathered in butter next time I tried sleepin'? Well guess what, stupid fucker? I got eyes! This wasn't even clever. ...God damn, tubs of butter just wasted. Least they coulda done was shove it all at the foot of the bed and surprise me with butter between my toes. Wouldn't've seen it comin'.

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