Public Video Post of Great Importance

[flamejock]

::The video opens to THIS MAN who is so happy to be regular himself again that he's SHIRTLESS so you can SEE HIS MUSCLES and also HIS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CHEST HAIR::

Blake decided he wanted to go live in a pokeball with mom all the time instead of being a person sometimes and going to school.

I know that he wants to make sure that mom's safe all the time, but it means I don't have anybody to take afternoon naps with anymore.

Does anybody want to take naps with me? I'm really good at cuddles.

Comments

[flamejock]

Your roommate's a cat.

[travelingbelle]

She's pretty nice, for a cat.

[flamejock]

Still a cat.

[travelingbelle]

Not a water-type cat, at least.

But it's going to be good camping weather for a while yet! I'm getting to used to sleeping in a bed.

[flamejock]

Can we go camping?

[travelingbelle]

Yes.

[flamejock]

Can we go right now?

[travelingbelle]

Double yes.

[flamejock]

::JOCK IS NO LONGER IN THE FRAME::

::YOU PROBABLY HAVE ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS BEFORE YOUR DOOR GETS KNOCKED DOWN::

[travelingbelle]

[This won't be necessary, she opened the door.]

[flamejock]

::JOCK RUNS INTO YOUR ROOM AND GRABS YOUR HAND AND STARTS PULLING YOU OUT THE DOOR::

OKAY I'M READY LET'S GO.

[travelingbelle]

[It was a good thing she was already sweeping the needed things off the desk and into her back but NOW THE BAG WAS ON THE CHAIR AS SHE WAS BEING PULLED TOWARDS THE DOOR.]

Whoa whoa whoa hold on! Give me two minutes.

[flamejock]

BUT MOM YOU SAID WE COULD GO RIGHT NOOOOOOW.

::He's still holding onto your hand. He's looking at the door expectantly.::

[travelingbelle]

Two minutes. Tops.

[Don't make her get the Mom voice.]

[NOT HERE]

[vela_nova]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CATS?

[LESS HERE]

[flamejock]

CATS. ARE. STUPID.

[SO NOT HERE]

[vela_nova]

SAY THAT TO MY FACE.

Re: [SO NOT HERE]

[flamejock]

CATS ARE STUPID.

[NOT HERE, BUT GOING THERE]

[vela_nova]

YOU HAVE TOO MANY BICEPS.

[OH YOU JUST BROUGHT IT ELSEWHERE]

[flamejock]

NO I DON'T; I HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BICEPS

[SHIT JUST GOT NOT HERE]

[needsmorebiceps]

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY BICEPS

[MORE NOT HERE THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE]

[vela_nova]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN TURN YOUR HEAD

[NEGATIVE SPACE]

[needsmorebiceps]

IF I TURN MY HEAD, WHATEVER I'M LOOKIN' AT DOESN'T GET A FULL VIEW OF ME AND THAT'S DOWNRIGHT CRIMINAL. TURNING HEADS IS FOR BABIES.

AND THAT GUY NEEDS MORE BICEPS

[THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE ONE]

[flamejock]

I THINK MAYBE I NEED BIGGER BICEPS.

[THE SERVANT OF THE POWER BEHIND THE NOTHING]

[needsmorebiceps]

CORRECT ANSWER