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smashacademy2013-04-18 10:52 pm
raw_angel_power) wrote in smashacademy2013-04-18 10:52 pm
A Public Service Announcement
[An emotionally charged but determined angel stands in front of the screen. It's focused on his upper body; his fists are balled and he looks earnest about whatever he wants to tell everyone.]
Students and staff alike! I know it's been kind of a drag lately for reasons I'm not gonna go into, but we can't let that get us down! We're Smash Academy students, aren't we? Plenty of us have done wonders before! We've kicked space alien butt, cooked up Eggman's schemes for dinner, squashed baddies fifteen times our size, saved kingdoms from evil overlords, rescued princesses from the clutches of countless kidnappers... I could go on! Seriously, I could. We're heroes, remember?
But, I know... some of us don't feel so safe alone. [He lowers the tension in his hands and lets them fall to his sides.] Some of us don't feel like we're good at protecting ourselves yet. I get that. And that's why I'm here.
[He jabs a thumb at his chest.] I'm offering myself as a personal bodyguard! Need someone to walk to class with you? I'll send you an angel! Don't feel safe walking around the city when you go out on a personal errand? I'll tag along and make sure you're safe! I'm an awesome fighter with tons of cred. No one will lay a finger on you when I'm by your side. Guar-an-teed.
[He pauses, like he's afraid he's going to forget something. Then a lightbulb goes off.] Oh, right! If you need to contact me, you can knock on BE-08. Buuut you could also shoot me an e-mail. That's more reliable. And I just got a cell phone! Here's my number! [He shoves a shred of paper ripped off a notebook with his number scrawled on it.] I don't take texts, so you're gonna have to ring me up old school style.
[After a few more moments, he removed the scrap of paper to reveal that he is smiling.] I wanna look out for you! Let me know when and where I can be there.
Students and staff alike! I know it's been kind of a drag lately for reasons I'm not gonna go into, but we can't let that get us down! We're Smash Academy students, aren't we? Plenty of us have done wonders before! We've kicked space alien butt, cooked up Eggman's schemes for dinner, squashed baddies fifteen times our size, saved kingdoms from evil overlords, rescued princesses from the clutches of countless kidnappers... I could go on! Seriously, I could. We're heroes, remember?
But, I know... some of us don't feel so safe alone. [He lowers the tension in his hands and lets them fall to his sides.] Some of us don't feel like we're good at protecting ourselves yet. I get that. And that's why I'm here.
[He jabs a thumb at his chest.] I'm offering myself as a personal bodyguard! Need someone to walk to class with you? I'll send you an angel! Don't feel safe walking around the city when you go out on a personal errand? I'll tag along and make sure you're safe! I'm an awesome fighter with tons of cred. No one will lay a finger on you when I'm by your side. Guar-an-teed.
[He pauses, like he's afraid he's going to forget something. Then a lightbulb goes off.] Oh, right! If you need to contact me, you can knock on BE-08. Buuut you could also shoot me an e-mail. That's more reliable. And I just got a cell phone! Here's my number! [He shoves a shred of paper ripped off a notebook with his number scrawled on it.] I don't take texts, so you're gonna have to ring me up old school style.
[After a few more moments, he removed the scrap of paper to reveal that he is smiling.] I wanna look out for you! Let me know when and where I can be there.