oo7; important announcement from shadow the hedgehog!

[obfuskate]

[ The post was going to be a concise, punctual warning about April Fool's antics. In fact, it was exactly what he'd done and intended. It wasn't going to be anything more than a stern threat of punishment should anyone attempt to pull any fast moves. He didn't want this. No one wanted this, to be sure.

He posted it.

What he didn't realize, however, was that someone or something had hacked into his account and made it so his next post (as in, this one) would be replaced with this. ( possible epilepsy warning? idk lol )

Hi, Smash Academy, and hi, Shadow the Hedgehog,

You are an idiot. ]

Comments

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[percarus]

Hacking for the sake of hacking? What a gross misuse of time.

[Tsk. Kids these days. That time could’ve been spent on much more productive things, like studying, for example. Who doesn’t love studying?]

And when you find the culprit? What more can you do aside from demanding an apology?

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[obfuskate]

Plenty more. Contacting their ISP is one plan I have in mind to prevent misuse of their services. Secondly, I am going to show them why no one messes with me.

They will pay.

[ oh dearie dearie me ]

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[percarus]

Oh? How frightening.

[Snicker.]

Surely that will teach to mess with the likes of you.

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[obfuskate]

...

That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

[ SARCASM OVER THE INTERNET watch out we got a badass over here. Same could be said for him tbh. ]

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[percarus]

Sarcasm? No, of course not!

[Maturity? What is that?]

As I said, I find it hard to believe your claims. I see no reason to trust anything you say.

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[obfuskate]

Hmph.

So be it. I have no reason to earn your trust.

Let's see if I will believe you if you ever endure the same.

[ He doesn't know what maturity is, evidently! ]

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[percarus]

Fair enough, though I doubt such a situation will arise.

[...Or so she thinks. She might as well put her foot in her mouth right now.]

Speaking of time spent better elsewhere, there is nothing more that needs to be said here. Farewell, Shadow.