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What were those blasted floating hands thinking when they decided they would write me up for a teacher? I don't teach, it's not what I live for. There is little use for this place, and I must get back to where I came from. And from the looks of things in this place, there is no sign of that girl lingering around. I would rather spend time training on my own magic if I have the time to teach.

I suppose I shouldn't decline free occupancy, though. As much as I'd prefer to live in a cave—I'll tell you, I found the perfect one just before coming from that strange world called Primp—having free space is an attractive deal.

To those who enrolled in "Introduction to Magic" class, there are two textbooks you will all have to read before class. The final test will cover all basic concepts I will teach. Written or in actual practice, will be determined by your performances. Do whatever you want, but don't come crying to me when you fail the class.

[There is the names of the textbook written here. If one were to look at the book, it's a pretty thick book covering all sorts of magic. The other one consists of basic rules about some puzzle-solving.]

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The headmasters tend to avoid thinking.

You'll have to get used to it.

[ Not like he has much choice, anyway. ]

With how they have placed me as a teacher out of all staff positions, I realize this as well.

You don't even know the half of it.

[ Ha... he almost feels pity for this one. ]

Good luck attempting to tolerate most of the school body. Take this to heart: If you have no important reason for remaining, leave while you can.

[ Unfortunately, he can't. ]

If I can leave, I would have left the day I've arrived here.

You sound like you would rather leave this place as well.

Of course I do, but I have reasons for remaining. I control time and space. I can leave at will without fail. I just cannot.

As for you, I may be able to send you home, but it would take massive amounts of energy. You would also have to be able to handle Chaos. Many humans likely cannot survive that.

[ Basically, hey, Shadow can try to send Schezo home, but all his homeland might get is a nice, crisp Chaos corpse. Yay, meat? ]

Edited 2013-04-01 02:59 (UTC)

I've been through dimensional travel[Albeit accidental] before, don't take me lightly.

I'm a dark wizard, seeking darkness and silence. Chaos is the complete opposite of what my element is. I'm not willing to jump in as experiment, but I'm curious to see how your powers work.

Really.

[ The concept is believable, but he still sincerely doubts Schezo is as skilled as he's coming across. ]

Going through it is different between magicks, to be sure. Chaos is a very turbulent energy, and being the opposing element of your own, it is very risky.

Nevertheless, if you can travel dimensions on your own, why should I care to show you my power now? Surely you can leave with what you have... unless my suspicions are correct.

[ That being that he is to be taken lightly. Who does this boy think he is? He thinks that's real power? Pssh. ]

Alright, I was dragged into a summoning spell of some sort, and was dropped from the sky like some meteor into another world the last time. I admit, I can't create dimensional warps on my own without a powerful magical item, but with the proper item, rituals, and spells, anything can be done. [Like get your own doppleganger to try and kill you and take over the world...]

As for your other point, you will end up having to show your powers if you have ended up in my class. How will a teacher be able to teach the students effectively if they don't know what the student can do? If you already know the material in this class I will personally kick you out.

[ Ahahaha OH SHADOW HAS BEEN THERE. Except he was the doppelganger. Oops? ]

Oh, but you seem to be mistaken. I am a Truancy Officer, Shadow the Hedgehog. All I will be doing is making sure your students make it to your little class on time. Ergo, showing you my abilities is not mandatory.

[ neener neener ]

[Woops, indeed. Hopefully Schezo doesn't need to hear that, perhaps... :'D

Schezo feels kind of stupid for getting worked up so easily about this though. No one ever wants his powers underestimated!]

A fellow staff member? Well I suppose that's true...

But I still want to see your powers.

[Schezo you're sounding like a creep now.]

[ UuuuUUUH YEAH HE'S SUPER CREEPY-SOUNDING. Shadow's very leery about this one. Therefore, his answer is... ]

Absolutely not.

[ OAME GVER. ]

[DAMAT. It's only to study and whether he'd want to take your powers or not!!!

Yes. Good judgement.]

Why is that! There's nothing lost in showing them!

[ A+ judgment, A++ reinforcement for Shadow to not trust him. THX SCHEZO U'RE BOSS. ]

Yes, there is. It could easily be a waste of time. I have no time to waste. I am a very busy hedgehog.

A hedgehog?

[He is totally thinking you are this and typing on the keyboard. And you know how he's a loser for cute things?]

How is a hedgehog typing on this device?

[AKA "SHOW YOUR FACE I WANT TO SEE YOUR ADORABLE FACE"]

[ Thankfully, that's just what Schezo is getting. At least, he might think this sight is awfully cute. ]

Like this.

[ He holds up his hands, his very, very human-like hands. If his gloves were off, though, well... Needless to say, they look a little more menacing and animal-like. ]

[Oh... Schezo's mildly disappointed. Although, he kind of want to touch that fur you have on your chest, mister. Is it really soft like how it looks like?]

I see. It would have been interesting to see a small cute creature scurrying around on the keyboard typing out words, though.

Cute? Interesting? No. It would look ridiculous and you know it.

[ Also, spoilers: It really is as soft as it looks, if not softer. Like cotton, but kinda stringier! ]

No, I'm sure it would look adorable.

[Oh man, let Schezo pet it pls! And Schezo is dead set on this opinion.]

It would look as adorable as your head on the end of my quills. As in, not at all.

[ Sheesh, he really is able to make such a morbid statement so easily, huh? ]

Your sense of what's cute is very questionable.

[He also questions your comparison too.]

You are very questionable.

Now, if you will excuse me, I must go use my precious abilities where you cannot see them.

[ NEENER ]

What!? That's so unfair! At least state where you would go to so I can observe!

[Schezo... . . .]

Hmmm...

No. You shall be left wanting. Also, do look up the word 'creep' in the dictionary. It may serve you well.

Farewell.

[ BYE SLEAZEBALL ]

Hmph, being called names will do you no good. As a wizard constantly training to become stronger, I will find out the secrets of your powers.

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