::The monitor turns on. In front of the screen is a large, spiky-haired, imposing man with the sort of scars that imply he is either really cool or got into a lot of fights when younger or perhaps both. His beard is a thing of beauty; it seems as if it would be able to cut through steel, should he jab quickly enough.::

My name is Doumeki Kai. I have arrived at this school to assist the junior member of the Yuuhi Ouendan Squadron, Tanaka Hajime. I am his head officer in the squadron. His well-being is of the utmost importance to me.

While here, I will be teaching a class. Upon my arrival, I was informed that the position of Physical Education instructor had been vacated by the previous instructor, a member of the Enlightened Nobility ouendan squad.

::There is a small pause in what he is saying. There's something he's not saying here.::

I am certain that you have been taught at an adequate level before this point, but my training is likely to be more intense than what you have experienced in the past. Please be aware that I am a strict observer of punctuality and preparation. Please make certain to arrive on time and ready to participate.

::His fist raises into the air and his eyes take on an intensity, as if there were a brilliant fire burning in the distance which they are reflecting.::

I EXPECT NOTHING BUT SUCCESS FROM EACH OF MY CHERISHED STUDENTS. THE THOUGHT OF YOUR HAPPY, SHINING FACES PARTICIPATING WITH CANDOR AND ENTHUSIASM FILLS MY HEART TO BURSTING.

::Oh Glob, that was terrifying. At least he's put his fist down and turned the gaze back down to 'regular terrifying.'::

If you have any questions, please state them to me directly.

::The video feed cuts off here.::