So, you're probably all wondering where I've been for the last few days.
Literally nobody has noticed or cared I'll let you all know.
I had my
time-machine rebuilt, and was off exploring the wonders of history.
Learning about history can be fun. Let me show you some of the wonders.
::Bowser holds a bladed staff weapon up.:: This is a
Taiaha. Maori warriors used to use them to invent trench warfare. What's trench warfare, you ask? Nobody knows anymore, because none of the Maori have Taiahas anymore.
::Bowser holds up a set of brushes.:: Did you know that Michelangelo
painted a ton of naked people all over a church one time? Well, not without his brushes he didn't. Junior did a much better job at painting it over, anyway.
::Bowser holds up an old camera::
Eadweard Muybridge pioneered stop-motion photography, until his camera went missing. Today he's remembered most for getting away with killing his wife's lover.
::Bowser holds up
a series of papers:: Did you know that Canada was supposed to be founded on July 1, 1867, but due to some inconvenient paperwork mistakes, it was actually not founded until September 5, 1867, at the height of Canadian winter? It's true.
And that's why history can be fun.