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February 11th, 2015 
09:50 am - [action]
[Zelda has always been totally about Valentines Day. She does have something of a fascination with all these strange and exciting new holidays unique to Final Destination, and though some of them don't quite make sense to her (according to the relative placements of Groundhog Day and the vernal equinox, there are six more weeks of winter no matter what, shadow or not), she can totally get behind a whole day celebrating love.

So the dorms have been obnoxiously decorated with her usual Valentine decorations. There are paper hearts and Valentines garland. How wonderful!

Zelda's a little oblivious to the fact that some people...might...not...like...Valentines Day. She's out in the halls with a stepladder. YOU CAN HELP HER DECORATE.]
ninjaprincess: (Oh so pretty and witty and bright)
So, you're probably all wondering where I've been for the last few days. Literally nobody has noticed or cared I'll let you all know.

I had my time-machine rebuilt, and was off exploring the wonders of history.

Learning about history can be fun. Let me show you some of the wonders.

::Bowser holds a bladed staff weapon up.:: This is a Taiaha. Maori warriors used to use them to invent trench warfare. What's trench warfare, you ask? Nobody knows anymore, because none of the Maori have Taiahas anymore.

::Bowser holds up a set of brushes.:: Did you know that Michelangelo painted a ton of naked people all over a church one time? Well, not without his brushes he didn't. Junior did a much better job at painting it over, anyway.

::Bowser holds up an old camera:: Eadweard Muybridge pioneered stop-motion photography, until his camera went missing. Today he's remembered most for getting away with killing his wife's lover.

::Bowser holds up a series of papers:: Did you know that Canada was supposed to be founded on July 1, 1867, but due to some inconvenient paperwork mistakes, it was actually not founded until September 5, 1867, at the height of Canadian winter? It's true.

And that's why history can be fun.
ihateplumbers: (Maybe I could try...   kidnapping)
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