[Jeez. Check out this gorgeous but somehow pretentious-looking asshole on the screen. He flashes a confident (more like smug) and winning smile.]

So, this is the famed Smash Academy!

[He actually hadn't heard much about it before coming to FDC. But apparently it has garnered a fair bit of attention in the city itself, hoo boy. He knows he's got his work cut out for him.]

Allow me to introduce myself to those of you I haven't already met. My name is Hayato Saionji, but for those of you who are students here, Coach Hayato will be fine, as I am your new physical education instructor. [He figures it's probably slightly easier for the non-Japanese kids to pronounce. Slightly.] How could a fighting academy have gone without such a vital class for so long? Not to worry! I'll be sure to keep your bodies and your spirits in top shape from now on.

--I also noticed that this school has a cheer squad that lacked a faculty supervisor up until now. [RAS DON'T COUNT.] I've volunteered to fill that little hole as well. It's the least I could do, as something of an expert in the field.

[THE LEAST HE COULD DO, SO GENEROUS, SO MODEST. And then his calm demeanour takes a quick but mild turn for the hot-blooded.]

Students, take the time before classes begin to make sure you're in shape. I won't be going easy on you. Show me what you've got! Osu!

[Oh no not someone else who does that stupid OSU!! shit. It's a cheerleader thing.]

...As a side note, would someone fill me in on what is going on with the sky right now? [Preeetty sure that's not normal.]