You all are no doubt aware that this is finals week. For those of you in my class, you'll find the exam schedule and a nice, detailed outline to study by in your mailbox. I'd also like to add that my office is open should any of you who think you need extra help in covering all the topics.

...On a related note, with the semester ending and graduation and prom upon us, I'd like to stress that those of you of legal drinking age... [and those of you that are't, for that matter] celebrate but do it WISELY. This goes for alcohol, health and stamina potions and anything else that can affect your system if not used in moderation. And as always, if you students need any sort of help or advice, don't hesitate to talk to a teacher or faculty member; that's what we're here for, after all.

[Action]

As promised, Gordon is in his office during scheduled hours. Studious or inquisitive students will happen upon him while reading, or playing a game on his COMP, or sticking pencils in the ceiling...

[The silence is probably more enjoyable than whatever condescending tone Soryk wears.]

How good to speak with you all again. And for those of you who do not know me, or have for one reason or another, forgotten me, do pay a visit to the poisons instruction room and I imagine I would be pleased to make your acquaintance.

With that aside, there are two things of import I should like to discuss. One being the final exam for my class. I have chosen a suitable challenge that I think will be more of use.

Each student has been assigned a specific plant and a specific poison, along with the procedures required to make the final result. The final product must be delivered to me prior to the gala, otherwise I will be barring you from attending. Simple, no?

[He laughs. That horrible, obnoxious laugh. No, seriously. Who let him out of his cage.]