::Backdated to early December. Private Communications Videofeed shows Bowser staring into the camera with little tears in the corners of his eyes. He is smiling.::

Eggman. Eggman, I've got this thing I've been meaning to show you. I keep watching it and I realize I need someone to watch it with me who isn't Kammy.

::Kammy floats by behind Bowser on a broom, the wrinkles in her face creating a hideous map of flesh that lays out the secret paths of nightmares and incontinence::

[When the camera turns on, what appears to be a humanized Audino smiles politely. She is sitting with her hands in her lap with perfect posture, and something about her makes it seem that this is as casual as she gets.]

Greetings and salutations, Smash Academy! I have already made the acquaintance of some of you, but I would like to introduce myself to everyone at this time. My name is Melia Antiqua, of the High Entia. My entourage and I have come here as peaceful ambassadors of the Bionis. We wish to form a bond with you here in Final Destination City and partake of your culture and way of life as a sign of respect. As such, I am to be a student here at your lovely establishment. I do believe the rank I have been given is... oh...

[She leans to the side just slightly to read something.] ...Freshman! Yes, I am to be a freshman student here at the academy. I am quite excited to begin my education, and it is my fond hope that I can be friends with you, my fellow classmates.

I must say, my stay here has been rather exciting already. I have never celebrated 'Christmas' or 'New Years' Eve' before, but it was such a privilege to take part in the festivities this year! Well, except for perhaps the event with the mistletoe...

Oh! But I believe I have rambled enough for one afternoon. My thanks for listening, and I hope to see you all in class!