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[ Suddenly you hear nothing but— ] —EAR ME? SHIIIIT. HOW DO I KNOW IF THA— [ Oops, muted there by accident. Hold on.

And he's back. ] Okay, okay, okay. If you can hear me just— reply so I know you can!

Or, you know, come help me?

Either one though! No rush or anything obviously. Just laying here like a fish. Not like a bird at all.

Not. At. All.

[ While that may seem like sarcasm, it's definitely not. If you go looking for him, he'll be under that one tree. Spread eagle, butt nekkid on the grass with no hope left for living. Schlong just blowin' in the breeze, guys. He's even starting to tan. Someone please flip him. Or just bring a towel? A towel would be nice. ]

[ The post was going to be a concise, punctual warning about April Fool's antics. In fact, it was exactly what he'd done and intended. It wasn't going to be anything more than a stern threat of punishment should anyone attempt to pull any fast moves. He didn't want this. No one wanted this, to be sure.

He posted it.

What he didn't realize, however, was that someone or something had hacked into his account and made it so his next post (as in, this one) would be replaced with this. ( possible epilepsy warning? idk lol )

Hi, Smash Academy, and hi, Shadow the Hedgehog,

You are an idiot. ]