Star systems on.

[A fresh and excited, dark-skinned, pink-haired woman appears on the screen.]

Greetings, all. I’m your new Battle Tactics instructor, Nova.

Little background about me, I guess. I’m the Queen of Lesbionica. That’s ruler of a goddamn planet. So don’t...mess [she wiggles her fingers] with me... Fair warning.

I’ve been wanting to go here since I was a little girl. Never got the chance. To be honest, I’m really glad I’m here. [She smiles a little, but her expression turns stern.]

Now, out of curosity, how many of you have handled a lasgun? I’m afraid I’m dealing with all beginners, here... [She looks off-screen at something, then her camera shuts off, abruptly and strangely.]