[The video opens to show Chun Li standing in an open area going through a slow, graceful tai chi form.  The device is propped up on something nearby so she speaks in the middle of her movements.]

Tai chi can be very beneficial.  Done early in the day, it can raise your metabolism and encourage blood flow.  The movements themselves require an understanding of how to move and improve body control and balance.  I HIGHLY encourage anyone taking my Gymnastics class to join me mornings for tai chi.  I may even see fit to give extra credit to those who attend regularly.

[The form finally comes to a stop and Chun Li takes a calming breath before walking over and picking up her communicator.]

On a slightly different topic, I'm going to be in the Stadium this afternoon.  I could use a sparring partner.  Any volunteers

[Give him a second... He doesn't use computers that often, especially not for communication, and seeing his own face staring back at him from the monitor is really surreal. Better his own face than the faces of dead people, he supposes.

Enough of that, he's got a good first impression to make!]

Hello, everyone! My name is Kiyotaka Ishimaru! I expected I would have to make an introduction at the front of a class room, but it seems the headmasters recommend this method instead... Is this truly the way school life is advancing?

Very well! I will adjust my own lifestyle to match that of a Smash Academy student! Please tell me everything I will need to know about the rules and regulations in place here so I may follow and help enforce them! Thank you for your assistance, and I look forward to working together for a bright future here!

[YEAH that wasn't so bad. Things here are going to be just fine.]

hello.

[Oops wait no, maybe she should add more.]

my name is ib.