[Guess who has had a remarkably shitty day? THIS GUY. Guess who has just been whispered a certain name by his little brother? THIS GUY. Guess who is going to get a merciless and painful beatdown? NOT THIS GUY.

Well, probably this guy. Max is still a Charizard for a few days more. BUT ALSO MARIE TOO.]


So. Marie.

It's occurred to me that your ass has been unkicked for far too long. I'm thinkin' it's about time I do somethin' about that.

I been workin' real hard at playin' nice, so I'm even gonna give you a choice: either you man up and take your lumps now, or I postpone it until after that fucked-up pageant so I don't go ruinin' your makeup with no black eyes or whatever.

If you're too busy sobbin' and pissin' yourself to pick out the time and place of your ass-whoopin', I'll just have to assume you're so excited to get your shell snapped in half that you want it happenin' right fuckin' now.

You pickin' up what I'm layin' down?

Oh goodness! Should I sign up for both contests or just one?