Secret Santa Ness: Chocolate Cheesecake.
Ai: Basic drawing kit.
EVA: Another used condom and some hemorrhoidal cream.
Goose: GOOD OL' AMERICAN BEER. Gross.
Leon: Plastic shot glasses. (In case he gets cursed again.)
Mac: Strawberry Shortcake and a carrying bag for his boxing gloves.
Megaman: ... Another cupcake pan.
Miller: A new pair of sunglasses and maté tea.
Raiden: A black thong identical to his except the lightning bolt is on the left side. Also a new shooting video game.
Skull Kid: 120 Crayon set.
Surge: Poffins for his Pokémon.
Team Red: Poffins! They aren't poisoned, don't worry. =|
Theo: Basic drawing kit.
Volgin: Himself. And some new turtleneck sweaters.
Waluigi: 2 Yellow flowers.
Watt: Fuzzy yellow mittens and a pale yellow ushanka.