Don't make a carnival roadshow outta it, for starters. You wanna stick it to the man because the news fuckin' sucks or whatever? Just keep bein' friends with whatever friends you got left. I doubt they need these mockin'-ass headbands to know you like 'em.

Those do more for your ego than they do for us poor, oppressed sub-humans, but hey, at least we have a noble-ass guy like you deigning to deface his glorious human body for our sake.