[He pulled it out of his pocket and flipped it open.]
It's not like.. one of the new smartphones or anything. Those guys are expensive and confusing and weird. I like this, because it has actual buttons and not just a touch screen. Mine can take pictures and video and send those to other phones, and it can do text messaging, which is like sending teeny tiny baby emails to other phones. I don't use any of that stuff, I just call people to talk to them like on a regular phone.
[He pushed a few buttons.]
My favorite thing about this phone is that it has a thing called Speed Dial. See? This list of names here means that all I have to do is push the up and down buttons till I highlight the name of the person I want to call, then I push this green button and it calls them right away. So, I don't have to remember whole strings of numbers, I can just look them up by names.
[He hit the buttons and it scrolled through names like Goombella and Work and Shadow and various others.]
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[He pulled it out of his pocket and flipped it open.]
It's not like.. one of the new smartphones or anything. Those guys are expensive and confusing and weird. I like this, because it has actual buttons and not just a touch screen. Mine can take pictures and video and send those to other phones, and it can do text messaging, which is like sending teeny tiny baby emails to other phones. I don't use any of that stuff, I just call people to talk to them like on a regular phone.
[He pushed a few buttons.]
My favorite thing about this phone is that it has a thing called Speed Dial. See? This list of names here means that all I have to do is push the up and down buttons till I highlight the name of the person I want to call, then I push this green button and it calls them right away. So, I don't have to remember whole strings of numbers, I can just look them up by names.
[He hit the buttons and it scrolled through names like Goombella and Work and Shadow and various others.]