If you got a sweet tooth, you might like them. I'd offer to make you one, but I'm a bouncer. Not a bartender. Come into my work some time at Ganondorfs' Tavern and I'll set you up with a couple rounds so you can try 'em out.

[He set his own cup aside to let the tea steep. Drink it without letting the teabag do it's thang boy you cray-cray]

Last time I had any was when Eggman set up that interplanetary amusement park. It was a pretty good time till the egg pawns started attacking. No, wait, that was when I got to turn into a blue laserbeam and it became an even better time.

[Drunken Laserbeam-Fu is a totally legitimate martial art.]